4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 http://absolutebsblog.com/author/absolutebs/This part is what I posted to my facebook after reading it on the blog.Read what they are instructing women in Colorado to do if they are attacked. I put my thoughts in (red). This was posted by The University of Colorado to their female students. Because they are trying to take CCW away from women on campus. What To Do If You Are AttackedThese tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself. (If you are small go right to #5)2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away. (Because attackers would never expect you to scream)3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them. (Yes let me untie my shoes and run bare foot in the Colorado snow)4. Don't take time to look back; just get away. 5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. (ARE YOU KIDDING ME! If your life is in danger, don't fight back just get raped and enjoy it. )6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating. ( I'm sure the rapist will brush you off and send you on your way with an apology and a box of chocolates)7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone. (see #6)8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it! (as opposed to #5) 9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm. (Yes because fighting for your life isn't worth it)10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate." (Yes, only you can decide what action is appropriate, but we are going to limit those actions in which you can use) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Rapists should be banned and then there would be no rapist violence 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 what is more amazing is these people are suppose to be our educated leaders! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 more Libtards showing their true lack of grip on reality, I can't say I'm shocked anymore by what these morons have to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I guess this is what happens when smoking dope becomes legal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Ladies need to stay in the safe zones. If all else fails, piss yourself. I like this... fits in well. Perhaps we should add another amendment to the Bill of Rights... Your right to hide from bad people and piss yourself shall not be infringed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I blame Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 What is this 'safe zone' they speak of? Does it not contain peni? Can't effectively rape without a penis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 What is this 'safe zone' they speak of? Does it not contain peni? Can't effectively rape without a penis....Correct. It is a penis-free zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentP Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 11. Pull out your .38 and cap his ass. (and then steal his dope and smoke it.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Can't effectively rape without a penis....LOL a couple asshole football players in high school the year after I graduated learned that this isn't true the hard way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 11. Pull out your .38 and cap his ass. (and then steal his dope and smoke it.)The best first post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 LOL a couple asshole football players in high school the year after I graduated learned that this isn't true the hard wayHa, same thing happened at my old high school, couple guys held a freshman down and put a soda straw in his butt, ended up getting charged with rape.A straw in the butt is not effective raping in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 yea these ones were so dumb one actually stuck a finger knuckle deep in the dudes butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 And they had peni, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 And they had peni, right?yuuuuuup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 So my former statement holds true. Penis-owning football players effectively raped kid with bowling fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I'm suprised #11 isn't "give consent, then its not rape!" Dude who said some of this is ridiculous. I guess he (they) apologized for offending anyone, but this is still just dumb beyond belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 That was a completely different asshat aka a senator that made statements. This is from the university. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 one, I doubt someone on pot would come up with a list for rape prevention that didn't include "Throw a slice of pizza at your attacker".two, if someone is intent on raping you, pissing/vomitting/shitting/STD-notification, will not stop the rapist.Rape is not about sex, it is about domination of a victim (via-sex).If we went back to the good old days of stoning rapists..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Stoning rapists... how about castration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 or death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Biblical stoning consisted of being hit repeatedly with fist sized stones by angry mobs until the person was dead....usually taking anywhere from 5-20 minutes of pummeling until death via internal injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Biblical stoning consisted of being hit repeatedly with fist sized stones by angry mobs until the person was dead....usually taking anywhere from 5-20 minutes of pummeling until death via internal injuries.I like to throw rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Something comforting about throwing rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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