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so.... you know this is an ohio forum, right? how much is it gonna cost to ship? like $300?

someone should mandate training classes on arguing on the internet.

now that you are all in too deep home ownership is overrated

why oh why did i miss this? in case you don't know, riley reid is a fantastic porn star. there is no outright porn on the reddit page, just a whoooooooooole buncha links. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3l85dm/im_riley_reid_porn_star_and_cool_human_ama/

welcome back. hope life has been treating you better.

you guys are the fucking worst

Find a dog or cat or baby you don't like on a hot sunny day and lock it in the car after she parks in your sacred holy mecca spot. She will be socially and legally crucified. Or just murder her and eat her corpse and wear her skin and drive her car and park in your spot with it to finally derive some sort of pleasure in your hollow life. Finally, finally, finally a boner.

just shut the fuck up about it

no doubt. but there are so so SO many ways to kill a guy if you have a few hundred thousand $'s laying around as pocket change, security or not. i sincerely hope he lives a long production inventive life and becomes the future tesla (except well recognized and not robbed blind and not completely oblivious to business concepts). i guess i just wouldn't be terribly surprised.

....also, the owner of gnutechnology.com (or gnutech.com, i forget... i have .net for both) wanted some crazy amount of money too. fuck them. they can die with belly full of dicks.

tell him to eat a dick and die

i don't wanna be all tin foil hatty and shit, but given the disruption (and the disruption will only grow over time) that elon's musk has been creating among various industries, it would not surprise me if he mysteriously died in some sort of accident.

I let people test ride my 998s and all the other bikes I've sold without cash in hand. If I didn't get a good feeling from them, I might have declined.

i only accept gold, you new age NWO buffoons

eww corollol

Umm, that's cheap hp when you're on that end of the scale. I like them but they are heavy as fuck. They need to get that Elise based roadster working asap. On the other hand, if they were offering a wagon/suv that could tow more than 5k lbs back when I bought my touareg, I would probably own one.

You should get a scooter first

wheelies are inefficient and hampers acceleration

if the seller has an agent, get yourself an agent ASAP

so where ya moving to?

you butt dialed me while selling it.

you should definitely make a "guess what i bought" thread. definitely.

kinda want but what can you possibly do with just 38 seconds of continuous use? that's not even enough to massacre 10 piece zombie mcnugget party. you need at least 55 seconds of capacity for high probability of lethal immolation. no thanks, i'll wait on their new release (per their site: "We will offer a special system in the next couple months for those that require even longer burn times with a more ergonomic structure. We’re very excited to begin developing this unit, but first, we need to take care of our existing order backlog!") good luck with your measly 8 party zombie incineration pea shooter! the smart money wait for the baker's dozen capacity model.

Nice to hear you made it ok. Last time I did something like that, I field goal kicked myself between a yield sign and deadly deadly guard rails, down a hill/ditch and right into the luxurious fluff of bramble bushes. Also, the wind got knocked out of me, so I was told I gasped and groaned like a vivacious zombie and he was going to mercy murder me before I initiated the zombie apocalypse so whew

hugs!