Tonik

If he takes you up on that make sure he throws in a spare battery.

My dad died from cancer when I was two. My surrogate dad was my uncle. He taught me to hunt, fish, ride a bike and got me laid the first time. He was cool as fuck. Killed himself on a bike. He is why I ride.

Three hours into the slab I bet his price for the Multi goes up.

If you do that while I am beside you I will shoot you.

Just so you are mentally prepared for what is going to happen...about 3 hours into the slab part Wed I am going to get in the left lane and drop back beside you. Kick on the cruise control, prop my feet up on the highway pegs, take a hit from my bottled water in my cup holder and a few hits on my vap while blasting Born to be Wild from the stereo. then flip you of and then go back up front.

Weather is fine in this group:

I don't need your stinking charity. I earned every ice cream cone I ever had. Damn communist.

So your suggestion is less quality butt sex in exchange for a higher quantity of posters? No offense intended but you are an Idiot.

If you see me on the way down don't follow me. You either are in my group or you are not.

Bullshit, Triumph riders are the worst.

Butthurt

Damn right, I keep my women comfortable on the back.

And some of this: http://www.amazon.com/Anti-Monkey-Butt-Powder-6-oz/dp/B002R97LWC

I'm leaving Saturday, back roads to Lexington then Sunday 62 to near CBus then slab.

Can't fight your own battles?

He won't be there.

He won't be there.

Consider switching to chain wax next time you need a can. Put it on while the chain is hot, let it sit overnight. Outstanding lubrication and virtually no fling if you put it on hot and let it sit overnight.

And it has started.

Below is his group down. I see two options, you leave early Wed and hike in WV then meet us in Beckley at 330 or meet us Wed night in Marion VA. Or ride Wed and Thrus with us, ditch us in Maggie Valley before the museum then head to Fontana on your own. I THINK you can get to Cades Cove for your hike easily. Abrams Falls Trail.

Don't you have a chain that needs cleaning?

WD40 is great and hurts nothing. Science. http://advrider.com/index.php?threads/chain-o-ring-wd-40-exposure-effects-study-and-results.345397/

The sportbikers finally found out about dual compound tires. How cute.