GonneVille

Yah, let us know how your audit goes...

He HAS ground skills. Unfortunately for him, they're the ground skills of traditional Greco-Roman wrestling, where you have to pin the other guy. Submissions are a bit new to him. The guy is a hell of a striker, though. Good short jabs.

Car. For me, bike=dead.

WHO THE HELL MAKES THOSE RIMS?!?! My God, those are so horrible that I HAVE to send them a congratulations on making the tackiest auto accessory since APC went out of business.

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I'll believe him! He was using Grove City water, there's more than just H2 and O in there.....

How so? They hit me. Doesn't matter why, they obviously didn't leave enough distance to prevent hitting another vehicle, so, by the laws of Ohio, they are at fault.

A break check while in front of a police station is always funny. Slam them hard, and let them hit you. A whole sidewalk full of LEO witnesses.....HAHAHAHA!

One of my old co-workers used to think it was the height of humor to park his POS Cavalier as close as possible to people's driver doors in the lot. We kept after him about it, and he'd always give people shit about having to move his car. So we spent about a week accumulating some stuff.....One day, he left his sunroof open. 5 gallons of stale piss SOMEHOW ended up getting poured in through it.....in JULY, right at the beginning of his 7 hour shift. You could literally SEE the foulness of the smell wafting from the sunroof.

You don't "get" allergic to cats. It's something else causing the allergy symptoms. Change your laundry detergent brand recently?

For the average rifle user, a Rockchucker is hard to beat. Get a case cleaner, otherwise you'll keep running into chambering and extraction difficulties, if you don't entirely miss a split case and KA-BOOM yourself. Not cleaning and inspecting your used cases is just stupid.

Sure, most of them were in the state government at the time that Ohio rolled back octane and purity testing. One sponsored the legislation that rewrote all the rules on underground tank construction and venting, which drove all the little mom and pop businesses out. Remember how BPs suddenly popped up everywhere right around 1994? It's because they got the state to drive most of their competitors under with the cost of replacing their tanks. A little single station can't afford to replace their tanks when it costs 100k+, takes a month of having the station closed, and can't be done anyway because there are only a few contractors that are permitted to dig on tanks, and BP had them locked up. BP dumps bad gas in Ohio. We're the only state in the Midwest that doesn't have octane testing. If it doesn't pass in Kentucky, Indiana, or anywhere else, it comes here. But all companies are doing this, BP is just the company that paid off the government to make it possible.

AIM? Did they move from Middletown?

Oh yeah, gas stations that clean their restrooms on alternate leap years will be making sure their water monitors work and their filters are still good. Sure they do....one day before the inspector comes to check them. All I have to say about BP is: Check who is on their board of directors. Check what they used to do.

Oh look, it's Brice Road at 5pm.....

Stargate had nothing to do with Farscape being cancelled. Farscape viewership was down, costs were up, plus Wayne Pygram and Gigi were leaving for other projects. Throw in Jim Henson Studios losing interest in the puppetry work, and the over-saturation of episodic sci-fi shows in the late 90s.... Galactica did "Razor" back in November, and it fuckin rocked. The battle at the Fleet shipyards was absolutely incredible, far and away the best space combat scenes since Wrath of Khan. The thrid season wrapped up in July of last year, and the coming season will be the last. Sure, a lot of the Sci-Fi Channel shows are crap. But for every "Dresden Files", you've got a "Eureka". Throw in the Doctor.....and you gotta love those ultra-cheesy Saturday movies, in the best tradition of Roger Corman and the "B" movies.

In terms of best bang for the buck, the Springfield XD is tough to beat. Glocks are very good, I personally don't like them because of their grips, but that's me... Taurus makes decent autoloaders and very good revolvers, but their customer service sucks donkey balls. S&W M&Ps are very nice, although pricy. All of the CPD officers I've talked with that have one liked it. For cheap thrills, get a CZ52 from Vance's. Old Czech military surplus pistol, they fire a small, quick round that hits just as hard as a .45 or 9mm+p. Ammo is slightly expensive, but you get a fun pistol for cheap.

Take a piece of advice from somebody who's done it five times: TAKE THE "MAID OF THE MIST" BOAT RIDE. It is simply, in one word, AWESOME. They take you right into the plunge pool area below the falls. At one point, just below the falls, you realize that the boat is actually floating about 2 feet lower in the water, because the water has so much oxygen in it that it can't support the same weight. Then you realize that you are actually going UPHILL, on the water..... Just be aware that, like they used to say at Sea World, "You WILL get wet..." Another piece of advice: If you go on the US side, be aware that the area starting about a 1/4 mile north of the Bridge is about as ghetto as it gets.

Going on the 6th, I'll post back if I see one. Kind of a long shot for PNP though.

Salt doesn't do anything when the temperature is below 24F.

I mute the TV for live sports. Well, except Formula 1. You have to leave the sound on in order to find out what anybody other than the leader is doing.

Man, that's cool. I've wanted a 148 ever since I saw "The Frighteners".

Wow, this surprises me, because we all know that Fox Broadcasting (and it's affiliates) are just paragons of integrity and virtue. What next, maybe they'll steal some idea about a singing competition from the BBC?

EXCUSE ME?!?! Where the hell is Ezekiel 25:17? "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is THE LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee." So badass that God couldn't handle it, he had to have Samuel L. Jackson say it. Fuck, even Chuck Norris couldn't hang.

No, it happens because the courts keep letting these pieces of shit back onto the street. Banning high speed chases is NOT the solution, actually prosecuting these fuckheads and sending them to a REAL fucking jail, to be actually PUNISHED for their crimes, is what will stop this shit from happening. Failing that, I'm getting more and more in favor of helicopter mounted guns to end chases. One BMG round through the hood will kill the motor, and then they can just coast to a stop while the ground units box them up.