chevysoldier Posted April 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 NightRider said: Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me? And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?Well read your books and you can get a free pizza fruition Pizza Hut . Next time I'll take you. ninjachic said: Damn Josh, I new you were into some sick shit but this is a whole new level!! lol nothing wrong with experimenting, right? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 chevysoldier said: Well read your books and you can get a free pizza fruition Pizza Hut . Next time I'll take you.Awesome, i think i'll start with some Caillou books. You da best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmanlyst Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 NightRider said: Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me? And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?Don't lie you know you would hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 chevysoldier said: lol nothing wrong with experimenting, right? LolSure as long as you can survive it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 r6Brent71 said: She appears to be alive and breathing so we know you're lying. well, since I am mostly sober right now........I guess once I had a bit more alcohol in me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmanlyst Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 You would never get bored, just try a new fold every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnomersGSXR Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Just think of it as a zombie apocalypse training... Will YOU survive?! ninjachic said: Sure as long as you can survive it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 AnomersGSXR said: Just think of it as a zombie apocalypse training... Will YOU survive?!yeah, except I think she'd probably try to eat YOUR Brains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 redbarron77 said: yeah, except I think she'd probably try to eat YOUR Brains!Yeah but you know she would be able to gargle your man hood like a twinky until she gets out the cream center Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Is this what happens when I don't post Pr0n regularly?Gonna have to get back to it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 redbarron77 said: Is this what happens when I don't post Pr0n regularly?Gonna have to get back to it.....Obviously...way to drop the ball. Now redeem yourself with bodacious booty pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 redbarron77 said: yeah, except i think she'd probably try to eat your brains!zombies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vf1000ride Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 I'd tap that.On the shoulder and ask it to get back in it's pen at the zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 jblosser said: wait 'til she pees and head upstream? Up river, you mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 cOoTeR said: Just get a water bed and a 3-person slingshot you know those water balloon launchers. Lay her on the water bed tuck one handle under her butt cheek get yourself lined up wrap the slingshot behind you then tuck the other handle under her other butt cheek then give 1 good hard thrust. You have now discovered perpetual motion sex!You seem to have given this more thought than most... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She so fat she jumped up in the air... and got stuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Scruit said: She so fat she jumped up in the air... and got stuck...walked in front of the tv and I missed three episodes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFlash Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 When she farts, it measures on the richter scale in Mexico.She so big, so has her own Zip Code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Harlot Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She is so big her belly fat has tides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She so big she uses a boomerang to put on her belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Tpoppa said: She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.She went to the movies and was the only one who left after the movie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmanlyst Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She's so fat her belly button gets home fifteen minutes before she does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bandit12 Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She's so big, when she walks across the room the radio skips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 She's so big that NASA has 3 satellites in orbit around her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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