Would you tap this? not really sfw....

[chevysoldier]

Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me?

And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?

Well read your books and you can get a free pizza fruition Pizza Hut . Next time I'll take you.

Damn Josh, I new you were into some sick shit but this is a whole new level!!

lol nothing wrong with experimenting, right? Lol

[NightRider]

Well read your books and you can get a free pizza fruition Pizza Hut . Next time I'll take you.

Awesome, i think i'll start with some Caillou books. You da best!

[Kmanlyst]

Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me?

And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?

Don't lie you know you would hit it.

[ninjachic]

lol nothing wrong with experimenting, right? Lol

Sure as long as you can survive it!

[redbarron77]

She appears to be alive and breathing so we know you're lying.

well, since I am mostly sober right now........I guess once I had a bit more alcohol in me.....

[Kmanlyst]

You would never get bored, just try a new fold every night.

[AnomersGSXR]

Just think of it as a zombie apocalypse training... Will YOU survive?!

Sure as long as you can survive it!

[redbarron77]

Just think of it as a zombie apocalypse training... Will YOU survive?!

yeah, except I think she'd probably try to eat YOUR Brains!

[gen3flygirl]

yeah, except I think she'd probably try to eat YOUR Brains!

Yeah but you know she would be able to gargle your man hood like a twinky until she gets out the cream center

[redbarron77]

Is this what happens when I don't post Pr0n regularly?

Gonna have to get back to it.....

[NightRider]

Is this what happens when I don't post Pr0n regularly?

Gonna have to get back to it.....

Obviously...way to drop the ball. Now redeem yourself with bodacious booty pics!

[Mr Anderson]

yeah, except i think she'd probably try to eat your brains!

zombies

[vf1000ride]

I'd tap that.

On the shoulder and ask it to get back in it's pen at the zoo

[Scruit]

wait 'til she pees and head upstream?

Up river, you mean...

[Scruit]

Just get a water bed and a 3-person slingshot you know those water balloon launchers. Lay her on the water bed tuck one handle under her butt cheek get yourself lined up wrap the slingshot behind you then tuck the other handle under her other butt cheek then give 1 good hard thrust. You have now discovered perpetual motion sex!

You seem to have given this more thought than most...

[Scruit]

She so fat she jumped up in the air... and got stuck...

[chevysoldier]

She so fat she jumped up in the air... and got stuck...

walked in front of the tv and I missed three episodes?

[JackFlash]

When she farts, it measures on the richter scale in Mexico.

She so big, so has her own Zip Code.

[Scarlett Harlot]

She is so big her belly fat has tides.

[Scruit]

She so big she uses a boomerang to put on her belt.

[Tpoppa]

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

[ninjachic]

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

She went to the movies and was the only one who left after the movie!!

[Kmanlyst]

She's so fat her belly button gets home fifteen minutes before she does.

[bandit12]

She's so big, when she walks across the room the radio skips.

[Scruit]

She's so big that NASA has 3 satellites in orbit around her.