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Would you tap this? not really sfw....


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Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me?

And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?

:beating:

Well read your books and you can get a free pizza fruition Pizza Hut . Next time I'll take you.

Damn Josh, I new you were into some sick shit but this is a whole new level!! :puke:

lol nothing wrong with experimenting, right? Lol

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Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me?

And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?

:beating:

Don't lie you know you would hit it.

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Just get a water bed and a 3-person slingshot you know those water balloon launchers. Lay her on the water bed tuck one handle under her butt cheek get yourself lined up wrap the slingshot behind you then tuck the other handle under her other butt cheek then give 1 good hard thrust. You have now discovered perpetual motion sex!

You seem to have given this more thought than most...:wtf:

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