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tonight i get off from work (i work at a cafe barns and noble so im already pissed at all the mean people) i get in my truck and start home... im on a 3 lane hwy and there is a neon driving beside me... they are loaded with like 6 people in the car... i look over and they all look wasted and are trying to get me to race.... in a 45 mph i just look straight and try to keep to my self... they get into a turn lane right up beside me and scream Pussy! at me... so if you drive a blue neon (around 1995) with an exhaust and you were out tonight near easton >remove head from sphincter<
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i was in zanesville and had another integra pester me the whole way down maple ave. until i would race him. he kept telling me that my dick was small cuz i wouldnt race him. finally got a red light and i tried being nice and asking him what he had done to his car, he just told me that it didnt matter cuz i had a type r. needles to say i smoked him by about 5 car lengths. then he proceeded to tell me to wait so he could get his civic si with nawws. i laughed and drove away.
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Hmmm, when some kid in a multi-colored Cavalier revs next to me at a red light. I roll down my window and respond with,"Dude, you do know that this IS an Escort, right? :rolleyes: " I roll the window back up, and continue to watch "Snatch" on my PS2 :cool:
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Originally posted by Bobby Lee:

Hmmm, when some kid in a multi-colored Cavalier revs next to me at a red light. I roll down my window and respond with,"Dude, you do know that this IS an Escort, right? :rolleyes: " I roll the window back up, and continue to watch "Snatch" on my PS2 :cool:

Please do not procreate!
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It's the best when an si goes through hell to fly up next to you on polaris parkway, sitting up in his lowrider seat trying to maneuver his sweet ride. Meanwhile staring at you the whole time as he almost runs into sitting traffic at a stop light. I wish that guy were on here...dude your pretty damn gay heheh.
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R: Hey nice Stealth!

M: Thanks, but it's an Avenger, not a Stealth.

R: No, that's a Stealth, my uncle had one.

M: They do look a lot alike, but this is an Avenger, the Stealth is much lower for starters.

R: Dude, I ain't no eeediot, that's a damn Stealth!

M: My mistake, obviously the title, registration, and the logos on the car that say Avenger are wrong.

R: <revs 99 Civic DX motor>

M: Nice Hyundai.

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Best one I had was when the local guy with a 92-95 civic with a stock motor told me had a t66 turbo with 2 15lb bottles in the truck on his H22 swap. He said he was in columbus racing a vette and was car lengths ahead when his "headers"(not turbo manifold even) melted so he ended up losing the race. graemlins/doh.gif
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Saturday I'm going to the Dyno on the west side. Brian and his dad say they want to get something to eat. Fine. We jump in my car and go to Wendy's. As we pull out and we're at the light, I say "God damn, there's a lot of ricers around here". Not even 2-3 seconds AFTER I said that, this fucker in a pimped out graemlins/jerkit.gif 91ish Honda accord, barrels.. I mean BARRELS around the corner. Actually crossing the double yellow line coming inches from creaming into my driver side door.

 

Brian's dad turned around and said a few "choice words" to the ricer kid.

 

I guess that kid must have heard me say "ricer" when he was turning the lane or some shit.

 

Fuck 'em. Kill 'em all too.

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going to visit my girlfriend and i'm sitting at the light..some kids pull next to me in some 4cyl, been so long can't rememebr what it was..

 

ricer: "hey man, that is a sweet car, RX7 right?"

me: "yea"

ricer: "does that have one of those rotary motors?"

me: "yep"

ricer: "is that thing twin turbo?"

me: "it used to be, now it has a big single."

ricer: "you idiot, why would you just want 1 turbo?! my buddies twin turbo would smoke you."

me: *smiling* as i drive away "get bent."

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I hear "nice Civic" all of the time... I've never owned a Civic, but most people think the H is for Civic or something.

 

I think the top 10 ricer comments I've ever heard have come from the same kid, I'll just name a few.

 

One time he said he did all kinds of work to his cavalier and it was the fastest thing in town, but when he was challenged to a race he said his new computer chip just blew up, and got in his car and drove away...

 

Another time he was talking about all of the parts he ordered and how he was about to supercharge and turbocharge it for so much horsepower it would be unbelievable... it was special graemlins/doh.gif

 

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention, hes got a Pirrelli sticker right next to his Bridgestone sticker on his car... I guess he runs Bridgestone in the winter or something????

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