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hah

 

I am not getting married anytime in the next 10 yrs Ill tell you that much

I think those people who date for a few months to a year and take the dive are completely idiotic.

 

HAHA, I know this girl who's been dating the same guy for 8 months. They just announced their engagement. I give it 2 years.

 

I just browsed the website but so far it makes alot of sense.

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No girlfriend or wife for me... I'm too selfish with my free time. If it's going to work out, she'd have to socket perfectly into my life... as well as accept the fact that I have a mistress with four wheels. ;) So I think I'm staying single for a while to come.
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How do you expect the kids to learn anything if they cant even fit into the building.

 

So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

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So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

 

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

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