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What is your "Dream Job"?


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Not that you don't like your current daily grind (yeah right), but if you were to wake up tomorrow and could walk into ANY career AND be the best of the best at it, what would it be? And it doesn't have to be just one, after all it's hypothetical. What is yours?

 

Here is mine:

Trojan condom tester (real world testing of course)

Chip Foose (yeah I'd give my left nut and half of my right one for that dude's skills AND his job)

NASCAR driver

Tattoo artist

Myth-Buster Dude (blowing stuff up all the time HAS to have it's benefits on your soul ;-)

Star running back for the Pittsburgh Steeler's (with that comes with more pussy than any man could handle, but I'd be willing to try ;-)

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Mythbuster would be really cool.

 

Pro Rally driver. :D

 

I'd like to be the owner of the shop in Unique Whips. He gets a TV show and rich people shoving their money into his pockets for being an overglorified stereo/tint installer. I wish I could BS like that. Do simple stuff in-house and farm out anything beyond a simple body mod or stereo install to a shop that actually does work. A big mod for that shop is rims, and they don't even make them. Even OCC makes their own rims.

 

Host of Top Gear. I'll take Richard Hammond's spot and leave the british humor to Jeremy Clarkson.

 

And the #1 best job in the world: Lottery Winner! :D

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Did you just get done watching office space? ;)

 

I'd agree with you 100% on being a running back for the Steelers!

Or being better then Sidney Cosby at Hockey!

Maybe I could have developed some sort of computer software back in the 80’s….

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From my line of work (car designer), the best job always seems to be car magazine writers.

 

Travel to exotic locations on somebody else's bill? Check

Be wined and dined by OEMs trying to get you to say nice things about their cars? Check

Drive really expensive cars? Check

Drive really fast cars? Check

Then, at the end of the day, getting to say basically whatever you want about a specific car and not having to worry about fixing any of the actual problems in the car (ie, my job)? Check

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Professional black jack player in Vegas. But the idea of being weathly and unemployed is sounding pretty good too.

 

Similar. I'd like to be like Daniel Negreanu or Phil Hellmuth. Professional poker player.

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Or being better then Sidney Cosby at Hockey!

 

so.... you want to be Alexander Ovechkin? ;)

 

Professional Hockey Player. Get to play the game you love everyday, get paid alot, have the social status of a celebrity and get all the free hockey shit you want.

 

If not that, a wealthy unemployed individual. I dont want to be responsible for shit, just wake up whenever I want and do whatever I want.

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Dream job for me would be to have the ability to switch jobs from one to another, without complications and get obscenely paid at each one. I would get board at any job be it porn, to running Microsoft. I would like to try every job for about 3 months. Welder, fabricator, fast-food, snowboard instructor, you name it I would like to try it.
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