TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Someone (a medical doctor) from another site I'm on posted this and many laughs ensued. Being a lifelong Southern California resident, I've never had to deal with freezing temps. But now that I'm in Northern California, this morning was my first encounter with icy windshield. What's the proper way to clear the ice before driving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Spray deicer on it and scrape? Or let you car warm up and turn the wipers on? Use your brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 throw boiling hot water on your ice cold windshield FTMFW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 throw boiling hot water on your ice cold windshield FTMFW! I did that, it was so darn cool. It was all like KERPOW!!!!! and I was like all 'groan'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 or just fill your reservoir with de-icer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 turn car on for ten mins prior to leaving.. get out your drivers license and start scraping.. did that for about a week in college in PA lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBell Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Might I suggest: http://www.mamasminerals.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/b.estwing.hammer.chisel.24.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I drive with my head out the window like in "Ace Ventura Pet Detective" until the car is warm and the defroster melts the ice on the windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Urine works wonders, and since you always have to pee in the morning it makes cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 He must have used all of his available brain cells to be come a doctor. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Are you sure he is not a Chiropractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Are you sure he is not a Chiropractor? Everyone knows chiropractors aren't doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I keep my car parked in a garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I keep my car parked in a garage. A doctor can't afford a garage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I keep my car parked in a garage. Even at Work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Even at Work? My garage drives around my car when I drive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lucky SOB at least he has a windshield, I'm from Nebraska where we all drive our tractors to work!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lucky SOB at least he has a windshield, I'm from Nebraska where we all drive our tractors to work!!! Bullshit asshole, it clearly says you're from Cincinnati. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I just moved here from Lincoln NE in august. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 i just drive with it frozen. it helps practicing for drunk driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Even at Work? ya I use my portable I-Garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 ya I use my portable I-Garage. That was a lame Mac joke, complete failboat. If it were called "iGarage" it sure would not be spelled I-Garage, the iPhone is not spelled "I-Phone", iTunes is not Spelled "I-Tunes". See a pattern developing here? Try again with another joke and get back to me smarty pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 iUnderstand the above statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 That was a lame Mac joke, complete failboat. If it were called "iGarage" it sure would not be spelled I-Garage, the iPhone is not spelled "I-Phone", iTunes is not Spelled "I-Tunes". See a pattern developing here? Try again with another joke and get back to me smarty pants. guess you would now more about that shit then I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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