NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 So I'm at work and I am doing my job I arm a bank and then get some interior motion alarms from it so I call and then dispatch police , they get there and find a door wide open. I'm like WTF ok I'll get a key holder out there to lock the bank up, well while I'm doing this they as in west virgina's finest take a look around and get themselves locked inside the employee lounge! Lol so the key holder had to free the popo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 wow,where is the roflcopter when you need one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3.1cutlass Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 wow,where is the roflcopter when you need one? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/Roflcopter.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/MilpitasGuy/EnglishMotherfuckerDoYouSpeakIt.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 that was one loooooooooooooooooong ass sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 It dosnt matter I forgot where I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/MilpitasGuy/EnglishMotherfuckerDoYouSpeakIt.gif I was going to say something witty but since the highlight of your day is to critique my Internet message board post, and offer nothing to it but this lazy attempt. I feel you are not worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 wasnt my highlight. i was actually interested to see what happened, but i can not figure out what your word salad says. it looked like it could have been good because it involved a bank and cops, but i couldnt get beyond that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 You are an idiot! Now tell me I didn't use any punctuation in the first post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 You are an idiot! So I'm at work and I am doing my job I arm a bank and then get some interior motion alarms from it so I call and then dispatch police , they get there and find a door wide open. I'm like WTF ok I'll get a key holder out there to lock the bank up, well while I'm doing this they as in west virgina's finest take a look around and get themselves locked inside the employee lounge! Lol so the key holder had to free the popo. kettle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Have a few. They're free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Removed Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 oh and http://people.freebsd.org/~keramida/grammar-nazi.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sigh, Im not saying I didn't miss a . Here and there but out of that whole story that's what you got out of it? Man you're a dick. Now I know why they don't like you. Go throw your grammer mantrum somewhere else. It's not like I invited you into this thread if you don't like it leave go into the gun area and dream about being a bad ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheHaze Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sigh, Im not saying I didn't miss a . Here and there but out of that whole story that's what you got out of it? Man you're a dick. Now I know why they don't like you. Go throw your grammer mantrum somewhere else. It's not like I invited you into this thread if you don't like it leave go into the gun area and dream about being a bad ass Think for a minute: is it possible that your butchering of basic language and typing skills actually did not convey the message that you intended it to? Yes, in fact, as I couldn't tell what the fuck actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) Who are you again? If your going to critique it fix it don't be lazy like the last guy show me and the four other people who don't care if you breath what I did wrong. Oh please show me how to use a comma and a period mrs. The haze. Don't be lazy about it you took the time to tell me I don't know how to type ..... As I said fix it,show your interweb friends how leet you are by sick burning me. Then ask your self this will you be hanging out with friends and bring this thread up and joke and laugh about how dumb I am? Yea that make you the bees knees pal. Edited October 30, 2009 by NTHER91 Complete thought while I was shitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 He and I both graduated from a Career Center. I've been told that makes us functionally retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lol at the people too stupid to figure out what he was trying to say sure he butchered it, but if you had any comprehensive skills at all you would be able to figure out what he was trying to say "So I'm at work and I am doing my job. I provide security for a bank. I received some interior motion alarms from it, so I called and dispatched the police. They get there and find the door wide open. I decided to call a key holder out there to lock the bank up. While I was doing that, West Virgina's finest took a look around and got themselves locked inside the employee lounge! Lol so the key holder had to free the popo." better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 The diff being I could care less what my post on here look like. I have to worry about it at work. Plus it's fun to get these fools all worked into a frenzy while I poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99ta Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 so you work at a bank and the alarm went off? you called the police, they came and locked themselves in the employee lounge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lol at the people too stupid to figure out what he was trying to say so you work at a bank and the alarm went off? you called the police, they came and locked themselves in the employee lounge? perfect example he said he provides security for the bank, never mentioned working there...im assuming he was not on site..if he was an on site security worker, im pretty sure he would have a key to lock the bank without having to call somebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lol at the people too stupid to figure out what he was trying to say sure he butchered it, but if you had any comprehensive skills at all you would be able to figure out what he was trying to say "So I'm at work and I am doing my job. I provide security for a bank. I received some interior motion alarms from it, so I called and dispatched the police. They get there and find the door wide open. I decided to call a key holder out there to lock the bank up. While I was doing that, West Virgina's finest took a look around and got themselves locked inside the employee lounge! Lol so the key holder had to free the popo." better? Now see if you would have taken the time to make your post like this I would have had some respect for you. Tyler, I owe ya a beer or fudge round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 99 yes basically I work in Columbus it happened in w.v. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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