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lol tough call, I'll say ran over by Ray Lewis.

 

Would you rather...

 

Get a huge load of a man cream facial from a homeless guy on 22nd street...

 

OR

 

Take a home run swing from Barry Bonds straight to your kneecap?

 

Knee caps :lol:

 

 

 

Would you rather be face fucked by ron jeremy

 

Or

 

Never get laid ever again???

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rofl thats the best one yet. Such a tough call, but I'll say face fucked by Ron Jeremy.

 

Would you rather...

 

Have sex with an incredibly hot supermodel, only to later find out that she gave you AIDS...

 

OR

 

Have a stick of dynamite explode in your asshole, which causes intense pain for the rest of your life every time you take a shit?

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Knee caps :lol:

 

 

 

Would you rather be face fucked by ron jeremy

 

Or

 

Never get laid ever again???

 

face fucked if it's just once. It would be horrible but at least I could tell my dudes that I'm friends with RJ

 

 

 

Would you rather take an assault rifle into your old school where everybody made fun of you and kill every last adult human being?

 

Or

 

Slowly cut up one single two year old baby and devour his liver while masturbating with his severed hand, while Ren and Stimpy cartoons are playing (in Spanish) on the TV?

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beer bong, then try to breathe fire.

 

Would you rather spend the rest of your life explaining that racquetball is really a sport, then bang fat bitches

 

or

 

Spend the rest of your life pontificating on the virtues of owning three audis at a time, but be miserable trying to hide your homosexuality from your father

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Knee caps :lol:

 

 

 

Would you rather be face fucked by ron jeremy

 

Or

 

Never get laid ever again???

 

Facefucked because I could never imagine having to stop my sexual conquests.

 

 

Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50

 

Or

 

Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair.

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Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50

 

Or

 

Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair.

 

funniest most intricate one in the entire thread.

 

I'd also like to note.

 

1. I just got netflix on my Xbox today and watched ren and stimpy for the first tiem in 15 years.

2. I would defend Racquetball as a sport as long as i am alive. I'd probably kick 90% of the forum's ass in it too.

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Facefucked because I could never imagine having to stop my sexual conquests.

 

 

Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50

 

Or

 

Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair.

 

 

 

option B

 

would you rather get blow by an 80 yr women with jagged edge teeth

 

or

 

have sexy with sam?

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Hm. I'm a go with go with the Old Women. Only because that way Sam wouldn't be mad when I didn't call him back the next day.

 

Masturbate with a cheese grater?

 

or

 

Suck Gapes Ball Sack for two days, then he shits on your chest?

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Balls and Cleveland Steamer

 

 

would you rather:

fuck a girl with a rape sleeve and then clean it with vinegar?

 

or

 

"1-guy-1 cup" yourself and have a beaker break in your asshole (and bleed out profusely)

 

the 1st one

 

would you rather have you legs cut off and dipped in lemon juice for a week

 

or

 

fuck a goat? and video for proof

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the 1st one

 

would you rather have you legs cut off and dipped in lemon juice for a week

 

or

 

fuck a goat? and video for proof

 

Goat

 

would you rather have your dick crushed from a cinder block that fell 20 feet

 

or

 

have keyboard cat playing at 2% volume in your head for your entire life.

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Goat

 

would you rather have your dick crushed from a cinder block that fell 20 feet

 

or

 

have keyboard cat playing at 2% volume in your head for your entire life.

 

option b

 

 

would you rather have a 500 lb woman stuff your face into the sweaty part of her fupa

 

or have your have shoved in anthonys ass until he hits 9 secs?

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option b

 

 

would you rather have a 500 lb woman stuff your face into the sweaty part of her fupa

 

or have your have shoved in anthonys ass until he hits 9 secs?

 

a cause b would never end

 

would you rather get face deep in a blue waffle for 10 mins

 

or

 

take A2M from Igor

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option a

 

would you rather get fucked by igor

 

or

 

blow scott

 

tough one, but id go with a, at least itll be over in 30 seconds.

 

would you rather get anal cream pied by magic johnson

 

or

 

get aids from sharing needles with a bum under a bridge

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tough one, but id go with a, at least itll be over in 30 seconds.

 

would you rather get anal cream pied by magic johnson

 

or

 

get aids from sharing needles with a bum under a bridge

 

well, id say b cause your not getting the dick, but you're getting aids either way. you fail leigh.

 

 

would you rather get your eyeballs spackled shut by the homeless radio voice dudes load

 

or

 

suck a fart out of hugh heffners crusty deflated asshole

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Hugh Hefner FTW

 

Would you rather Blow your best same sex friend in front of your parents

 

or

 

Have a light bulb shatter in your ass?

 

i would easily have the lightbulb blow up in my ass

 

 

would you rather eat nothing but jello pudding for the rest of your life

 

or

 

get your asshole honed out by paul for 3 weeks straight, no pee breaks either

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i would easily have the lightbulb blow up in my ass

 

 

would you rather eat nothing but jello pudding for the rest of your life

 

or

 

get your asshole honed out by paul for 3 weeks straight, no pee breaks either

 

 

jello pudding

 

 

would you rather date a bitch who doesnt give up the pussy EVER!!!!

 

OR

 

 

date a tranny that looks like a super model and pays for everything???

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jello pudding

 

 

would you rather date a bitch who doesnt give up the pussy EVER!!!!

 

OR

 

 

date a tranny that looks like a super model and pays for everything???

 

b.

 

Would you rather stick your dick into a Fire ant hill and let them bite it for 10mins

 

OR

 

have a mini croc (like what stevo did to his nipple) bite your cock.

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