2 Sweet Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 lol tough call, I'll say ran over by Ray Lewis. Would you rather... Get a huge load of a man cream facial from a homeless guy on 22nd street... OR Take a home run swing from Barry Bonds straight to your kneecap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Just2Sweet said: lol tough call, I'll say ran over by Ray Lewis. Would you rather... Get a huge load of a man cream facial from a homeless guy on 22nd street... OR Take a home run swing from Barry Bonds straight to your kneecap? Knee caps Would you rather be face fucked by ron jeremy Or Never get laid ever again??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 rofl thats the best one yet. Such a tough call, but I'll say face fucked by Ron Jeremy. Would you rather... Have sex with an incredibly hot supermodel, only to later find out that she gave you AIDS... OR Have a stick of dynamite explode in your asshole, which causes intense pain for the rest of your life every time you take a shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Phil said: Knee caps Would you rather be face fucked by ron jeremy Or Never get laid ever again??? face fucked if it's just once. It would be horrible but at least I could tell my dudes that I'm friends with RJ Would you rather take an assault rifle into your old school where everybody made fun of you and kill every last adult human being? Or Slowly cut up one single two year old baby and devour his liver while masturbating with his severed hand, while Ren and Stimpy cartoons are playing (in Spanish) on the TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Columbine Would you rather beerbong a gallon of gasoline or Take a triple shot of semen from a dick with herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 beer bong, then try to breathe fire. Would you rather spend the rest of your life explaining that racquetball is really a sport, then bang fat bitches or Spend the rest of your life pontificating on the virtues of owning three audis at a time, but be miserable trying to hide your homosexuality from your father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Not Brian said: Slowly cut up one single two year old baby and devour his liver while masturbating with his severed hand, while Ren and Stimpy cartoons are playing (in Spanish) on the TV? HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Phil said: Knee caps Would you rather be face fucked by ron jeremy Or Never get laid ever again??? Facefucked because I could never imagine having to stop my sexual conquests. Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50 Or Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Krampu$ said: Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50 Or Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair. funniest most intricate one in the entire thread. I'd also like to note. 1. I just got netflix on my Xbox today and watched ren and stimpy for the first tiem in 15 years. 2. I would defend Racquetball as a sport as long as i am alive. I'd probably kick 90% of the forum's ass in it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Krampu$ said: Facefucked because I could never imagine having to stop my sexual conquests. Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50 Or Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair. option B would you rather get blow by an 80 yr women with jagged edge teeth or have sexy with sam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) Hm. I'm a go with go with the Old Women. Only because that way Sam wouldn't be mad when I didn't call him back the next day. Masturbate with a cheese grater? or Suck Gapes Ball Sack for two days, then he shits on your chest? Edited January 18, 2011 by Patterson Cause Phil's a post whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Balls and Cleveland Steamer would you rather: fuck a girl with a rape sleeve and then clean it with vinegar? or "1-guy-1 cup" yourself and have a beaker break in your asshole (and bleed out profusely) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 s15driftking said: Balls and Cleveland Steamer would you rather: fuck a girl with a rape sleeve and then clean it with vinegar? or "1-guy-1 cup" yourself and have a beaker break in your asshole (and bleed out profusely) the 1st one would you rather have you legs cut off and dipped in lemon juice for a week or fuck a goat? and video for proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Phil said: the 1st one would you rather have you legs cut off and dipped in lemon juice for a week or fuck a goat? and video for proof Goat would you rather have your dick crushed from a cinder block that fell 20 feet or have keyboard cat playing at 2% volume in your head for your entire life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Krampu$ said: Goat would you rather have your dick crushed from a cinder block that fell 20 feet or have keyboard cat playing at 2% volume in your head for your entire life. option b would you rather have a 500 lb woman stuff your face into the sweaty part of her fupa or have your have shoved in anthonys ass until he hits 9 secs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Phil said: option b would you rather have a 500 lb woman stuff your face into the sweaty part of her fupa or have your have shoved in anthonys ass until he hits 9 secs? a cause b would never end would you rather get face deep in a blue waffle for 10 mins or take A2M from Igor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Krampu$ said: a cause b would never end would you rather get face deep in a blue waffle for 10 mins or take A2M from Igor option a would you rather get fucked by igor or blow scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Phil said: option a would you rather get fucked by igor or blow scott tough one, but id go with a, at least itll be over in 30 seconds. would you rather get anal cream pied by magic johnson or get aids from sharing needles with a bum under a bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 turboking15 said: tough one, but id go with a, at least itll be over in 30 seconds. would you rather get anal cream pied by magic johnson or get aids from sharing needles with a bum under a bridge well, id say b cause your not getting the dick, but you're getting aids either way. you fail leigh. would you rather get your eyeballs spackled shut by the homeless radio voice dudes load or suck a fart out of hugh heffners crusty deflated asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hugh Hefner FTW Would you rather Blow your best same sex friend in front of your parents or Have a light bulb shatter in your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Benner said: Hugh Hefner FTW Would you rather Blow your best same sex friend in front of your parents or Have a light bulb shatter in your ass? i would easily have the lightbulb blow up in my ass would you rather eat nothing but jello pudding for the rest of your life or get your asshole honed out by paul for 3 weeks straight, no pee breaks either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Krampu$ said: i would easily have the lightbulb blow up in my ass would you rather eat nothing but jello pudding for the rest of your life or get your asshole honed out by paul for 3 weeks straight, no pee breaks either jello pudding would you rather date a bitch who doesnt give up the pussy EVER!!!! OR date a tranny that looks like a super model and pays for everything??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 evil8 said: That sig might be a little too large Spaceghost. Nope 500x200 try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 SpaceGhost said: Nope 500x200 try again. would you rather have a big sig or :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Phil said: jello pudding would you rather date a bitch who doesnt give up the pussy EVER!!!! OR date a tranny that looks like a super model and pays for everything??? b. Would you rather stick your dick into a Fire ant hill and let them bite it for 10mins OR have a mini croc (like what stevo did to his nipple) bite your cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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