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would you rather date a bitch who doesnt give up the pussy EVER!!!!

 

OR

 

 

date a tranny that looks like a super model and pays for everything???

 

Easy Ill take the tranny and make her pay for my hookers and blow...

 

Would you rather get gang rapped by 5 gang members in prison

 

OR

 

Have to lick Betty Whites cob webbed pussy for at least one hour

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Easy Ill take the tranny and make her pay for my hookers and blow...

 

Would you rather get gang rapped by 5 gang members in prison

 

OR

 

Have to lick Betty Whites cob webbed pussy for at least one hour

 

what an easy answer betty white

 

 

 

 

 

would you rather be forced to watch paul have sex with brian carter 5x in a row

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

watch dover beat off to gay porn and spray his nut on your stomach

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what an easy answer betty white

 

 

 

 

 

would you rather be forced to watch paul have sex with brian carter 5x in a row

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

watch dover beat off to gay porn and spray his nut on your stomach

 

Easy Ill just sit and watch Paul and Brian. No liquids make it on to me then.

 

Would you rather shoot up herion with a used syringe?

 

OR

 

Get locked in a cage with a 35 pound rabid bobcat with you wearing only a tiger costume and have to fight to the death to find out who the baddest pussy is?

 

I just took a smoke break to think of some of these ha ha ha.

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Easy Ill just sit and watch Paul and Brian. No liquids make it on to me then.

 

Would you rather shoot up herion with a used syringe?

 

OR

 

Get locked in a cage with a 35 pound rabid bobcat with you wearing only a tiger costume and have to fight to the death to find out who the baddest pussy is?

 

I just took a smoke break to think of some of these ha ha ha.

 

 

 

:lol: mine starts in 39 mins

 

ill take the syringe

 

 

would you rather kiss a man with herpes

 

or

 

fuck a chimp

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pussy war

 

would you rather:

 

1. suck the beer out of a gay dudes ass that he pre-bonged into it.

 

or

 

2. Put a pack (20 individual) cigarettes out on your nutsack

 

Ill take the nutt burners.

 

Would you rather have to take it up the ass by Martha Stewart wearing a 10' dildo

 

 

OR

 

Get shot in the leg by an arrow with present day crossbow?

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pussy war

 

would you rather:

 

1. suck the beer out of a gay dudes ass that he pre-bonged into it.

 

or

 

2. Put a pack (20 individual) cigarettes out on your nutsack

 

number 1

 

would you rather be held down and ass fucked over & over by 10 in cocked men

 

or wrestle 5 aid ridden gorrillas at once

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:lol: mine starts in 39 mins

 

ill take the syringe

 

 

would you rather kiss a man with herpes

 

or

 

fuck a chimp

 

Ill take the chimp so I can still walk away clean.

 

Would you rather suck another dudes dick for 1 million dollars

 

OR

 

Have to kill someone for 1 million dollars but have to live the rest of you life knowing you killed someone for that money?

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Ill take the chimp so I can still walk away clean.

 

Would you rather suck another dudes dick for 1 million dollars

 

OR

 

Have to kill someone for 1 million dollars but have to live the rest of you life knowing you killed someone for that money?

 

 

 

id kill someone, ill have to live the rest of my life knowing i sucked a dick for the same thing

 

 

would you rather have your fingers and toes send through and old school pencil sharperner

 

 

or

 

have to stick your balls in boiling water for 1 min 30 secs

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id kill someone, ill have to live the rest of my life knowing i sucked a dick for the same thing

 

 

would you rather have your fingers and toes send through and old school pencil sharperner

 

 

or

 

have to stick your balls in boiling water for 1 min 30 secs

 

Ill take the pencil sharperner. At least Ill still be able to bust a nutt but beating off will be a bitch...

 

Would you rather fuck Flavor Flav up the ass with him yellin YAAAA Boyyyeee

with every thrust

 

OR

 

 

get your legs caught under a lawn mower with the mower deck on?

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Ill take the pencil sharperner. At least Ill still be able to bust a nutt but beating off will be a bitch...

 

Would you rather fuck Flavor Flav up the ass with him yellin YAAAA Boyyyeee

with every thrust

 

OR

 

 

get your legs caught under a lawn mower with the mower deck on?

 

 

 

man thats a tough one, but ill take flav lol

 

 

 

 

would you rather sit in class and try and learn brain surgery with a gay man fucking you every time you get the wrong answer

 

or

 

 

get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight

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get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight- thats easy, i wont feel anything

 

Would you rather lose a sight at an early age

 

Or

 

Would you rather lose your hearing at middle age.

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man thats a tough one, but ill take flav lol

 

 

 

 

would you rather sit in class and try and learn brain surgery with a gay man fucking you every time you get the wrong answer

 

or

 

 

get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight

 

Ill take the asain dude for sure. It takes people years to learn how to do brain surgery.

 

 

Would you rather play Russian Roulette with Samual L Jackson screaming "Im Still Alive Bitch"! after every round

 

OR

 

Fuck Lisa Lanpanelli with no condom and get all her STD's ?

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get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight- thats easy, i wont feel anything

 

Would you rather lose a sight at an early age

 

Or

 

Would you rather lose your hearing at middle age.

 

Hearing

 

 

Would you rather catch a roundhouse to the face by shaq

 

Or

 

Have the steelers win the super bowl?

 

Personally bring on shaq that headache won't last as long as those. Annoying ass steelers fans

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blue waffle.. might as well go out big

 

 

 

Have the smallest dick in the world

 

or

 

Be married indefinitely to a chick with the loosest pussy in the world

 

 

 

Loose pussy is still decent

 

 

Would u rather do coke off a mans ass

 

Or

 

Drink donkey piss

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Loose pussy , i go in ass.

 

Now anwser my fucking question you dogers.

 

 

 

Kill my mom lol she's old anyways

 

 

 

Would you rather watch your mother get fucked by llamas

 

Or

 

Watch brett farve rape your father?

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