would you rather

[Patterson]

get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight- thats easy, i wont feel anything

 

Would you rather lose a sight at an early age

 

Or

 

Would you rather lose your hearing at middle age.

 

 

Being deaf isn't so bad. I get to tune out all your BS.

[Patterson]

Kill my mom lol she's old anyways

 

 

 

Would you rather watch your mother get fucked by llamas

 

Or

 

Watch brett farve rape your father?

 

 

Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny.

 

3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass.

 

or

 

Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra.

[phil]

Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny.

 

3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass.

 

or

 

Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra.

 

 

Fava beans

 

 

Would you rather be the gayest man alive

 

Or

 

 

The coolest guy on cr?

[Patterson]

Fava beans

 

 

Would you rather be the gayest man alive

 

Or

 

 

The coolest guy on cr?

 

 

Que:Enter Jones

[V8 Beast]

Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny.

 

3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass.

 

or

 

Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra.

 

Easy, Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra.

 

Eat 3 live gerbils

 

or

 

Have sex with a 700lbs woman covered in vomit

 

 

edit... I post slow

[V8 Beast]

Fava beans

 

 

Would you rather be the gayest man alive

 

Or

 

 

The coolest guy on cr?

 

No fair, I'm both.

 

 

Would you rather bathe in a tub of fresh shit

 

or

 

Give a 75 year old man a hand job

[phil]

No fair, I'm both.

 

 

Would you rather bathe in a tub of fresh shit

 

or

 

Give a 75 year old man a hand job

 

 

Every 75 yr old man needs a hand job

 

Would you rather catch yor parents fucking

 

Or

 

Your grandparents doing the 69

[phil]

Easy, Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra.

 

Eat 3 live gerbils

 

or

 

Have sex with a 700lbs woman covered in vomit

 

 

edit... I post slow

 

 

 

My gf wants to know if the gerbils can be cooked

 

 

Would you rather have. Sisqo neck deep in your asshole

 

Or

 

Have obama fucking bush doggy style while your underneath catching the dripping in your mouth?

[2 Sweet]

Would you rather have. Sisqo neck deep in your asshole

 

Or

 

Have obama fucking bush doggy style while your underneath catching the dripping in your mouth?

 

lol @ the Patter$on

 

and phil, I'm gonna go with catching the dripping, banking off the fact that there is no drippings hopefully

 

Sooo would you rather...

 

be forced to suck jabba the hutt's cock every night for the rest of your life

 

OR

 

have the ghost of Andre the Giant fuck you in the ass every time you fall asleep

[mjrsplat]

i'd go with the ghost in the dreams, at least youre not really getting banged that way.

 

would you rather fuck richard simmons with no condom, clean your dick afterwards with a cheese grater, and eat whatever the cheese grater sheers off served on cat shit caserole

 

or cut the tip of your dick off at your wedding with everyone including your grandparents and your new in laws watching, dip the severed tip in the family dog's ass, then put habanero hot sauce on it and eat it

[phil]

i'd go with the ghost in the dreams, at least youre not really getting banged that way.

 

would you rather fuck richard simmons with no condom, clean your dick afterwards with a cheese grater, and eat whatever the cheese grater sheers off served on cat shit caserole

 

or cut the tip of your dick off at your wedding with everyone including your grandparents and your new in laws watching, dip the severed tip in the family dog's ass, then put habanero hot sauce on it and eat it

 

Dude that's sick, but option a cause ill still be able to use it, and I love cheese

 

Would you rather get a paper cut in your pee hole ( think about that for a sec, $20 says you gringe) and have lemon juice poured in the cut

 

Or

 

Have a dog latch onto your. Balls

[Patterson]

Dude that's sick, but option a cause ill still be able to use it, and I love cheese

 

Would you rather get a paper cut in your pee hole ( think about that for a sec, $20 says you gringe) and have lemon juice poured in the cut

 

Or

 

Have a dog latch onto your. Balls

 

I'm gonna go with pee hole. Only because I knew a guy growing up who lost a ball in a dog attack while delivering papers. To this day he is still known as Johnny One Nut.

Who needs that sorta pressure.

 

And for the game ender.

 

All night sex binge with:

 

Phil

 

Or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gape

[AWW$HEEET]

Gape

 

Would you rather be banned from CR for life

 

 

or

 

 

Lick pauls dick once.

[phil]

Phil because he will treat you like a person, gape will just do u, nut on ur face then shit on ur chest and never call you again.

 

Would you rather do p90x for 24hrs straight

 

Or eat a bowl of molded cereal with expired milk

[I Eat Rice]

Phil because he will treat you like a person, gape will just do u, nut on ur face then shit on ur chest and never call you again.

 

Would you rather do p90x for 24hrs straight

 

Or eat a bowl of molded cereal with expired milk

 

Dude Ill do the p90x no problem...

 

Would you rather get shot in the nutts with a bb gun point blank for 5 min straight

 

OR

 

 

Put your hand in a blender for 10 seconds?

[phil]

Dude Ill do the p90x no problem...

 

Would you rather get shot in the nutts with a bb gun point blank for 5 min straight

 

OR

 

 

Put your hand in a blender for 10 seconds?

 

 

 

id say hand in a blender

 

 

would you rather stroke off a donkey and have them spray in your face

 

or

 

have a large mexican who has not showered in a week after doing construction in the same underwear make you eat his underoos

[AWW$HEEET]

underwear

 

would you rather floss with jones' pubes

 

or

 

have ginger pee in your eyeball?

[I Eat Rice]

id say hand in a blender

 

 

would you rather stroke off a donkey and have them spray in your face

 

or

 

have a large mexican who has not showered in a week after doing construction in the same underwear make you eat his underoos

 

Ill take the donkey.

 

Would you rather take it up the ass from a thoroughbreed

 

Or

 

clean the fat flaps of a 400lb woman with wet naps knowing that it will take at least 4 containers to get her clean?

[phil]

underwear

 

would you rather floss with jones' pubes

 

or

 

have ginger pee in your eyeball?

 

 

ill take the pubes

 

 

would you rather do what "i eat ever rice" boy said

 

 

 

or

 

 

be pauls editor forever

[mjrsplat]

i'll take the editor job, but my grammar isn't always the best either.

 

would you rather

 

drive a pink corolla around for the rest of your life with boy george in the passenger seat demanding handjobs and scaring all your women away

 

or drive in the passenger seat of a hennessy viper with boy george at the wheel and you giving him road head for the rest of your life

[phil]

i'll take the editor job, but my grammar isn't always the best either.

 

would you rather

 

drive a pink corolla around for the rest of your life with boy george in the passenger seat demanding handjobs and scaring all your women away

 

or drive in the passenger seat of a hennessy viper with boy george at the wheel and you giving him road head for the rest of your life

 

 

handsies

 

 

would you rather have your legs blown off by a car explosion

 

or

 

lick shit off bruce willis shoe 3x a wk

[AWW$HEEET]

handsies

 

 

would you rather have your legs blown off by a car explosion

 

or

 

lick shit off bruce willis shoe 3x a wk

 

bruce willis

 

would you rather get your taint papercutted every 2 hrs for the rest of your life

 

or

 

spend 5 years in prison

[phil]

bruce willis

 

would you rather get your taint papercutted every 2 hrs for the rest of your life

 

or

 

spend 5 years in prison

 

paper cut

 

 

would you rather get hit in the stomach with a baseball bat breaking 5 ribs then have to wrestle john cena

 

or

 

get your eye lids cut off and fed nyquil

[phil]

i just saw your avatar you homo

[I Eat Rice]

paper cut

 

 

would you rather get hit in the stomach with a baseball bat breaking 5 ribs then have to wrestle john cena

 

or

 

get your eye lids cut off and fed nyquil

 

Ill take the bat. Would be alot of pain but it will heal with time.

 

Would you rather have each one of your fingers cut off by a rusty pocket knife and then have the wond burnt closed with a cig lighter from a car to stop the bleeding

 

Or

 

sit on a chair and have one of your nutts beat with a ball pin hammer for 5 minutes