Patterson Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight- thats easy, i wont feel anything Would you rather lose a sight at an early age Or Would you rather lose your hearing at middle age. Being deaf isn't so bad. I get to tune out all your BS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Kill my mom lol she's old anyways Would you rather watch your mother get fucked by llamas Or Watch brett farve rape your father? Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny. 3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass. or Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny. 3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass. or Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra. Fava beans Would you rather be the gayest man alive Or The coolest guy on cr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Fava beans Would you rather be the gayest man alive Or The coolest guy on cr? Que:Enter Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny. 3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass. or Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra. Easy, Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra. Eat 3 live gerbils or Have sex with a 700lbs woman covered in vomit edit... I post slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Fava beans Would you rather be the gayest man alive Or The coolest guy on cr? No fair, I'm both. Would you rather bathe in a tub of fresh shit or Give a 75 year old man a hand job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 No fair, I'm both. Would you rather bathe in a tub of fresh shit or Give a 75 year old man a hand job Every 75 yr old man needs a hand job Would you rather catch yor parents fucking Or Your grandparents doing the 69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Easy, Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra. Eat 3 live gerbils or Have sex with a 700lbs woman covered in vomit edit... I post slow My gf wants to know if the gerbils can be cooked Would you rather have. Sisqo neck deep in your asshole Or Have obama fucking bush doggy style while your underneath catching the dripping in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Would you rather have. Sisqo neck deep in your asshole Or Have obama fucking bush doggy style while your underneath catching the dripping in your mouth? lol @ the Patter$on and phil, I'm gonna go with catching the dripping, banking off the fact that there is no drippings hopefully Sooo would you rather... be forced to suck jabba the hutt's cock every night for the rest of your life OR have the ghost of Andre the Giant fuck you in the ass every time you fall asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i'd go with the ghost in the dreams, at least youre not really getting banged that way. would you rather fuck richard simmons with no condom, clean your dick afterwards with a cheese grater, and eat whatever the cheese grater sheers off served on cat shit caserole or cut the tip of your dick off at your wedding with everyone including your grandparents and your new in laws watching, dip the severed tip in the family dog's ass, then put habanero hot sauce on it and eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i'd go with the ghost in the dreams, at least youre not really getting banged that way. would you rather fuck richard simmons with no condom, clean your dick afterwards with a cheese grater, and eat whatever the cheese grater sheers off served on cat shit caserole or cut the tip of your dick off at your wedding with everyone including your grandparents and your new in laws watching, dip the severed tip in the family dog's ass, then put habanero hot sauce on it and eat it Dude that's sick, but option a cause ill still be able to use it, and I love cheese Would you rather get a paper cut in your pee hole ( think about that for a sec, $20 says you gringe) and have lemon juice poured in the cut Or Have a dog latch onto your. Balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Dude that's sick, but option a cause ill still be able to use it, and I love cheese Would you rather get a paper cut in your pee hole ( think about that for a sec, $20 says you gringe) and have lemon juice poured in the cut Or Have a dog latch onto your. Balls I'm gonna go with pee hole. Only because I knew a guy growing up who lost a ball in a dog attack while delivering papers. To this day he is still known as Johnny One Nut. Who needs that sorta pressure. And for the game ender. All night sex binge with: Phil Or Gape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Gape Would you rather be banned from CR for life or Lick pauls dick once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Phil because he will treat you like a person, gape will just do u, nut on ur face then shit on ur chest and never call you again. Would you rather do p90x for 24hrs straight Or eat a bowl of molded cereal with expired milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Phil because he will treat you like a person, gape will just do u, nut on ur face then shit on ur chest and never call you again. Would you rather do p90x for 24hrs straight Or eat a bowl of molded cereal with expired milk Dude Ill do the p90x no problem... Would you rather get shot in the nutts with a bb gun point blank for 5 min straight OR Put your hand in a blender for 10 seconds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Dude Ill do the p90x no problem... Would you rather get shot in the nutts with a bb gun point blank for 5 min straight OR Put your hand in a blender for 10 seconds? id say hand in a blender would you rather stroke off a donkey and have them spray in your face or have a large mexican who has not showered in a week after doing construction in the same underwear make you eat his underoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 underwear would you rather floss with jones' pubes or have ginger pee in your eyeball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 id say hand in a blender would you rather stroke off a donkey and have them spray in your face or have a large mexican who has not showered in a week after doing construction in the same underwear make you eat his underoos Ill take the donkey. Would you rather take it up the ass from a thoroughbreed Or clean the fat flaps of a 400lb woman with wet naps knowing that it will take at least 4 containers to get her clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 underwear would you rather floss with jones' pubes or have ginger pee in your eyeball? ill take the pubes would you rather do what "i eat ever rice" boy said or be pauls editor forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i'll take the editor job, but my grammar isn't always the best either. would you rather drive a pink corolla around for the rest of your life with boy george in the passenger seat demanding handjobs and scaring all your women away or drive in the passenger seat of a hennessy viper with boy george at the wheel and you giving him road head for the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i'll take the editor job, but my grammar isn't always the best either. would you rather drive a pink corolla around for the rest of your life with boy george in the passenger seat demanding handjobs and scaring all your women away or drive in the passenger seat of a hennessy viper with boy george at the wheel and you giving him road head for the rest of your life handsies would you rather have your legs blown off by a car explosion or lick shit off bruce willis shoe 3x a wk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 handsies would you rather have your legs blown off by a car explosion or lick shit off bruce willis shoe 3x a wk bruce willis would you rather get your taint papercutted every 2 hrs for the rest of your life or spend 5 years in prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 bruce willis would you rather get your taint papercutted every 2 hrs for the rest of your life or spend 5 years in prison paper cut would you rather get hit in the stomach with a baseball bat breaking 5 ribs then have to wrestle john cena or get your eye lids cut off and fed nyquil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i just saw your avatar you homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 paper cut would you rather get hit in the stomach with a baseball bat breaking 5 ribs then have to wrestle john cena or get your eye lids cut off and fed nyquil Ill take the bat. Would be alot of pain but it will heal with time. Would you rather have each one of your fingers cut off by a rusty pocket knife and then have the wond burnt closed with a cig lighter from a car to stop the bleeding Or sit on a chair and have one of your nutts beat with a ball pin hammer for 5 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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