would you rather

[El Karacho1647545492]

shoot my first born. then i still have my dick and can make another.

 

would you rather have an empty Nurburgring to yourself with a race-prepped Nissan GTR but only be allowed to drive in reverse

 

or

 

have a stock 1981 Lincoln Towncar on the Nurburgring with you in the passenger seat being driven by an 81 year old asian woman

[Benner]

GTR cause I'd still get around it a hell of a lot faster and have a chance at living

 

Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a supermodel who's a freak in bed but has Gonorrhea and you can can't use condoms

 

or

 

be married to liza minnelli but she's a dead fuck but has no STD's

 

And no cheating on either of them.

[mjrsplat]

i'll take the supermodel. gonorrhea is curable. you didnt say i couldnt take her to the clinic and get it sorted out.

 

would you rather be caught by your family fucking your fat cousin

 

or caught by the world fucking joan rivers

[Alex L.]

Joan Rivers.

 

A.) Fuck your mom.

 

or

 

B.) Fuck your grandma.

[phil]

Joan Rivers.

 

A.) Fuck your mom.

 

or

 

B.) Fuck your grandma.

 

 

Knocking off grandma, she's got expierence

 

 

Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer

 

 

Or

 

 

Sit ina whirl pool with 3 jews who jus shit and have to stick your face in the water to find ur wedding ring. ( and u have to be married in this hypothical situation)

[V8 Beast]

Knocking off grandma, she's got expierence

 

 

Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer.

 

Or

 

 

Sit ina whirl pool with 3 jews who jus shit and have to stick your face in the water to find ur wedding ring. ( and u have to be married in this hypothical situation)

 

Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer. Thats pretty much a Carter family trip.. except we are not mexican

 

 

Would you rather I perma-ban Blumach, Pat, krampus, and the 350 z guy

 

or

 

Take aways Phils ability to post new threads forever

[phil]

Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer. Thats pretty much a Carter family trip.. except we are not mexican

 

 

Would you rather I perma-ban Blumach, Pat, krampus, and the 350 z guy

 

or

 

Take aways Phils ability to post new threads forever

 

Keep gape he is needed to get the chat box alive. Ban the other 2 no one cares for those 2

 

 

My threads took the romper room by storm and made it relevent in a non relevent way.

 

 

Would you rather be forced to see brian lick his own ass

 

Or

 

Be forced to shove a non lubed dildo in brians ass?

[Guest 614Streets]

Brians ass cause black people dont have brown eyes its all brown.

 

 

Now would you rather be Nazi death camp Jewish oven operator

 

or

 

Be a baby born with serious birth defects from the nagasaki bomb.

[AWW$HEEET]

Brians ass cause black people dont have brown eyes its all brown.

 

 

Now would you rather be Nazi death camp Jewish oven operator

 

or

 

Be a baby born with serious birth defects from the nagasaki bomb.

 

oven operator

 

would you rather:

 

get shot in the eyeball with an airsoft gun 20 times

 

or

 

get papercut on your ballsack 20 times.

[mjrsplat]

papercut for sure.

 

would you rather drink a gallon of old chunky milk, or a quart of jizz

[phil]

papercut for sure.

 

would you rather drink a gallon of old chunky milk, or a quart of jizz

 

chunky milk

 

 

would you rather fight mike tyson( in his prime) no gloves no mouth gaurd no ref until he decides its over

 

or

 

be roofied and not remeber a thing, but waking up in the middle of 2 gay men with strap ons and your naked

[Alex L.]

Phil's average weekend.

 

A.) Know there's a hit out on you.

 

or

 

B.) Grab a handful of cock on what you thought was a DTF slut.

[AWW$HEEET]

Phil's average weekend.

 

A.) Know there's a hit out on you.

 

or

 

B.) Grab a handful of cock on what you thought was a DTF slut.

 

Dtf tranny

 

Would you rather get hot carled by JCroz

 

Or

 

Give tbutera a rusty trombone

[phil]

Dtf tranny

 

Would you rather get hot carled by JCroz

 

Or

 

Give tbutera a rusty trombone

 

 

hotcarl

 

 

 

have a gorilla dick go through your ear hole

 

or

 

chew gapes toe nails

[AWW$HEEET]

hotcarl

 

 

 

have a gorilla dick go through your ear hole

 

or

 

chew gapes toe nails

 

Chew muh toenails. They long that's y my raquetball backhand was weak the other day, coudnt bend my knees cause my nails woulda busted out of my nikes.

 

Get doggystyled by a homeless bum in your living room in front of your top 10 facebook friends.

 

Or

 

Get your molars removed permanently, no dentures.

[phil]

Chew muh toenails. They long that's y my raquetball backhand was weak the other day, coudnt bend my knees cause my nails woulda busted out of my nikes.

 

Get doggystyled by a homeless bum in your living room in front of your top 10 facebook friends.

 

Or

 

Get your molars removed permanently, no dentures.

 

Molars

 

Have your mouth pried open so 5 guys can shit and but in your mouth

 

Or

 

Be forced to shit a bowling ball

[Rustlestiltskin]

Molars

 

Have your mouth pried open so 5 guys can shit and but in your mouth

 

Or

 

Be forced to shit a bowling ball

 

Have your mouth pried open so 5 guys can shit and but in your mouth

 

 

 

Would you rather spend a year only being allowed to use Oprah windfrey's puss queefs as air supply

 

or

 

Give Rosie O'donnle a rim Job after a cinco de mayo taco eatathon

[oh8sti]

I just cried ^^

[AWW$HEEET]

bring on the taco salad

 

would you rather be mjrsplat for one day

 

or

 

have your dickhole sewed shut with a rusty needle and then have to jackoff using a belt sander

[phil]

bring on the taco salad

 

would you rather be mjrsplat for one day

 

or

 

have your dickhole sewed shut with a rusty needle and then have to jackoff using a belt sander

 

jesus christ!!!! mr splat

 

 

would you rather be thrown into a cave of king cobra snakes

 

or

 

mouth raped by lex steele

[I Eat Rice]

jesus christ!!!! mr splat

 

 

would you rather be thrown into a cave of king cobra snakes

 

or

 

mouth raped by lex steele

Ill take on the snakes.

 

Would you rather eat 3 hits of acid and then have to watch old billy mays paid programs while tied up in a dark basement

 

or

 

Go one on one with one of Mick Vicks old sterroid injected pit bulls?

[mjrsplat]

i'll take the billy mays route.

 

A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody,

 

or

 

B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody

Edited January 31, 2011 by mjrsplat
vv that guy got butt hurt vv

[I Eat Rice]

pit bulls are fine to fight, as long as they dont have teeth. so im gonna assume the pitbull's teeth fell out prior to the fight and take that one. would you rather

 

A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody,

 

or

 

B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody

 

I said nothing about his teeth falling out. Why would you have a fighting dog with no teeth that makes no sense.... Thats like having a gun and no bullets.

[phil]

pit bulls are fine to fight, as long as they dont have teeth. so im gonna assume the pitbull's teeth fell out prior to the fight and take that one. would you rather

 

A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody,

 

or

 

B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody

 

 

u can't make up stipulations u cunt. Answer the ? The way it was asked or don't respond at all. Jesus h christ your a faggot

[mjrsplat]

fixed.