would you rather

[mjrsplat]

u can't make up stipulations u cunt. Answer the ? The way it was asked or don't respond at all. Jesus h christ your a faggot

 

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[Alex L.]

A.) Be Z fag

 

B.) Be mrjsplat

[mjrsplat]

i'll take b. i like being me.

 

since nobody answered mine, here it is.

 

A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody,

 

or

 

B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody

[ArmyOfDarkness]

A. As long we took turns.

 

1. Drink a cuban cocktail.

 

or

 

2. Be in strapped down and have the whole cast of jersey shore have their way with you, once a week.

[I Eat Rice]

A. As long we took turns.

 

1. Drink a cuban cocktail.

 

or

 

2. Be in strapped down and have the whole cast of jersey shore have their way with you, once a week.

 

Ill take on the Jersey Shore cast. Getting a pice of J wow and Sammy would make it all worth while.

 

Would you rather buy your dream car only to have your dreams crashed when you total it a week later at the track and insurence wont help you out

 

Or

 

Get herpes from your girlfriend who WAS clean when you first started dateing?

[phil]

Car

 

Would you rather win a billion dollars then wen u go get it the govt claims all but a million of it for some tax purpose

 

Or

 

Have the three fastest cars in the world but have them top out at only 70mph and u could never go faster

[mjrsplat]

id take the money. with a million i think i could build a pretty nice car.

 

would you rather have a viper with a 6 cyl dakota motor in it

 

or

 

a beat ass corolla with a v12.

[unfunnyryan]

id take the money. with a million i think i could build a pretty nice car.

 

would you rather have a viper with a 6 cyl dakota motor in it

 

or

 

a beat ass corolla with a v12.

 

Beat ass corolla with v12 for the redneck inside me.

 

 

Would you rather:

 

Get stung in the urethra by a hornet

 

or

 

Be a CR mod

[ArmyOfDarkness]

Number 1. No questions asked.

 

Would you rather.

 

1.Play just the tip with Donald trumps hot ass daughter, but she the one with the tip.

 

or

 

2. Go down on Kaitlin Olson, but shes has some sick ass vag worts.

[phil]

just the tip, i mean its just the tip rite ???

 

 

would you rather mash you face in oprahs taint as she queefs

 

or

 

stick your nose in obamas ass when he farts?

[AJ]

just the tip, i mean its just the tip rite ???

 

 

would you rather mash you face in oprahs taint as she queefs

 

or

 

stick your nose in obamas ass when he farts?

 

thats racist.

[mjrsplat]

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[phil]

:gtfo:

[AWW$HEEET]

oprah queef.

 

 

would you rather eat only fruit salad for the rest of your life

 

or

 

have your ballsack cut off by rusty hedge clippers

[phil]

oprah queef.

 

 

would you rather eat only fruit salad for the rest of your life

 

or

 

have your ballsack cut off by rusty hedge clippers

 

 

 

fruit salad

 

 

 

have your eyes gouged out with a dull rusty spoon

 

or

 

 

deep throat a 12' cock, with chlamidia foaming out of the tip

[Rustlestiltskin]

fruit salad

 

 

 

have your eyes gouged out with a dull rusty spoon

 

or

 

 

deep throat a 12' cock, with chlamidia foaming out of the tip

 

deep throat.

 

 

Would you rather drink the sweat that drips off of Danny Devito's Choad after he wears a sweatsuit out in the sahara for a couple hours doing jumping jacks.

 

OR

 

Would you dip ur testicles in a bottle of battery acid, then into another bottle of pihranas who haven't eaten for 3 days, with braids made out of cockatoo fingertips and snake skin, while doing the dougie with nelson mandela

[phil]

deep throat.

 

 

Would you rather drink the sweat that drips off of Danny Devito's Choad after he wears a sweatsuit out in the sahara for a couple hours doing jumping jacks.

 

OR

 

Would you dip ur testicles in a bottle of battery acid, then into another bottle of pihranas who haven't eaten for 3 days, with braids made out of cockatoo fingertips and snake skin, while doing the dougie with nelson mandela

 

 

 

danny devito

 

 

would you rather have your jaw crushed by a vice grip

 

or

 

have lemon juice poured in you eyes, hot sauce sprayed in an open wound, and have all 10 fingers broken

[Rustlestiltskin]

danny devito

 

 

would you rather have your jaw crushed by a vice grip

 

or

 

have lemon juice poured in you eyes, hot sauce sprayed in an open wound, and have all 10 fingers broken

 

lemon juice, hot sauce and broken fingers.

 

Would you let 2 black stallions who was force fed a 1/3 bottle of viagra to enter you at the same time covered in barbeque sauce and tostadas with nothing on but fingerless gloves, a phantom at the opera mask, and ankle weights with "white wedding" playing in the background by billy idol

 

or

 

Would you do a handstand with ur legs spread 45 degrees out, have stevie wonder dip his harmonica he used back at the apollo into my ass hole, and activate my pc muscles to play freebird with the harmonica at the 2nd hour of the cinco de mayo parade

[phil]

lemon juice, hot sauce and broken fingers.

 

Would you let 2 black stallions who was force fed a 1/3 bottle of viagra to enter you at the same time covered in barbeque sauce and tostadas with nothing on but fingerless gloves, a phantom at the opera mask, and ankle weights with "white wedding" playing in the background by billy idol

 

or

 

Would you do a handstand with ur legs spread 45 degrees out, have stevie wonder dip his harmonica he used back at the apollo into my ass hole, and activate my pc muscles to play freebird with the harmonica at the 2nd hour of the cinco de mayo parade

 

 

 

i mean its your ass, but that was hilarious

[phil]

would you rather

 

fly off a busa doing 200 mph, live through the tradgedy, and feel everything going on ( even surgery)

 

or

 

have sex with a goat on live tv with joe rogan as the host

[AWW$HEEET]

busaaa

 

would you rather get a butt plug glued up your ass with JB Weld

 

or

 

have sex with joe rogan on live tv with a goat as the host

[phil]

busaaa

 

would you rather get a butt plug glued up your ass with JB Weld

 

or

 

have sex with joe rogan on live tv with a goat as the host

 

 

Sex with rogan, he seems like a caring guy

 

 

 

Be dropped off on an island, with jones for 10 yrs....

 

Or

 

Set on fire every morning for 5 yrs

[mjrsplat]

i'll take the island with jones. i like audis.

 

would you rather have your fingers, toes, arms and legs smashed with a ball peen hammer breaking all the bones 1 by 1 right outside the hospital, but you gotta crawl inside

 

or

 

have someone drill holes in your kneecaps, elbows, teeth, shoulders, and fingertips trying to extract bone marrow in a garage filled with off duty paramedics in johnstown

[AWW$HEEET]

jones likes mens assholes so i guess thats an even trade.

[AWW$HEEET]

jk ill take the johnstown people. its likely they'd have meth so it would squelch the pain.

 

would you rather get your fingernails removed with a bandsaw

 

or

 

 

have the bottoms of your feet beltsanded off