John Bruh Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 BDAZGSX said: You can fix ED, you cant fix being a poor ugly fuck. Be a pc or a mac? be a pc Would you rather do atm with zeefag after he finishes with you. or do atm with mayjor payne after he finishes with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 What? zeefag. Would you rather be face-raped by a man with a weiner that grows copious amounts of shaft hair, leaving your throat irritated and dry. No, the trauma cannot be reversed. A constant reminder that you were raped by HSM. or Have Rosey O'Donnell forcefully sit on your face while saying "Tell me I'm in a league of my own". She's not showered in 5 days and her meaty beef flaps are smelling really, really bad. The giney-cheese (not to be mistaken with goat cheese) will wedge itself into your nasal cavity. It will constantly remind of you of this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Rosey Let Mr. Marcus booty rape you or Get fucked by a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Horse Use Oprah's puss queefs as air supply for a year or Be Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codyh Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Use Oprah's puss queefs as air supply for a year Would you rather listen to your current fave song over and over for the rest of your life or listen to all kinds of different country for the rest of your life or (adding a twist) get aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 codyh said: Use Oprah's puss queefs as air supply for a year Would you rather listen to your current fave song over and over for the rest of your life or listen to all kinds of different country for the rest of your life or (adding a twist) get aids. I like country songs so WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 all kinds of country.. i could learn to be a redneck. would you rather get your dick smashed with a hammer or get your nipples cut off with scissors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 mjrsplat said: all kinds of country.. i could learn to be a redneck. would you rather smash my dick with a hammer or stab me with scissors Since I'm afraid to see that mangled mess you call a cock, stab you with scissors. Would you rather chew gum or eat beef jerky? (Yeah, the question is lame, but I needed one to justify replying to that abomination.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codyh Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I fucking love beef jerky would you rather own a honda insight or a toyota prius before the recall (not that it was that big of a deal, just a big deal for people who dont know how to stop their car) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 prius before the recall. those things cant be that hard to handle, and i like the challenge. would you rather get your fingers ripped off with pliers and have the wounds cauterized with a torch lighter or use kathy bates' queefs for air supply for 3 hours a day for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 mjrsplat said: prius before the recall. those things cant be that hard to handle, and i like the challenge. would you rather get your fingers ripped off with pliers and have the wounds cauterized with a torch lighter or use kathy bates' queefs for air supply for 3 hours a day for the rest of your life. Misery queefs. would you rather have to poop from your dick or pee from your ass the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 El Karacho said: Misery queefs. would you rather have to poop from your dick or pee from your ass the rest of your life If I pee from my ass there where would I poop from.. this my friend is a loaded question! Would you rather be blind with a big dick, or rich and raped by a walrus daily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 V8 Beast said: If I pee from my ass there where would I poop from.. this my friend is a loaded question! Would you rather be blind with a big dick, or rich and raped by a walrus daily? Blind with a big dick, I could knock shit over with my cock and blame it on my blindness Would you rather be labotomized or be Splaaty McFuck cakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 SCHMUCKINGHAM said: Blind with a big dick, I could knock shit over with my cock and blame it on my blindness Would you rather be labotomized or be Splaaty McFuck cakes? Labotomized and raped by the walrus. Wait, that wasn't part of the option? Worth it. Like a boss. Would you rather be the guy responsible for :nws: glassass.com :nws: or one of the guys at :nws: lemonparty.org :nws: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 BUMP. I'll take lemon party.org. I'll be the guy who takes the pics and makes the money off those old gay fucks. Would you rather bang an infected prostitute with diseases they don't have names for yet or be zeefag/zeefag Jr. And beat off to pictures of yourself wearing gloves made of sandpaper and broken glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I would take the prostitute, ignorance is bliss and once it fell off id prolly just off myself anyways... Would you rather be beaten by a beat dick dsm with the hopped curb mod Or Watch bette middler make an alaskan pipeline to be used later by kathy bates to sodomize you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 This thread, http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98397 , made me think of the old one (after Phil pointed it out, thank you) Now... Would you rather do a STD-laden, ugly, washed up female hooker with a current outbreak of herpes on her lips and lady garden or a clean, STD-free, good-looking male hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Std free man hooker. Its only gay if you cum. Would you rather eat white crusty dog shit or drink a cup of cat piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Wonderboy said: Std free man hooker. Its only gay if you cum. Would you rather eat white crusty dog shit or drink a cup of cat piss? cat piss would you rather have anthony green cum in your eye or make out with mr splat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Phil said: cat piss would you rather have anthony green cum in your eye or make out with mr splat? http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_luy6yftdjU1qdf672o1_500.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Wagner said: http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_luy6yftdjU1qdf672o1_500.gif pussy poppin..... would totally hit that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 would you rather have to do all these ladies http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/bisknes/WH_fat_girls.jpg or one of these guys http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/supajb/pictures/2c5f3cc5.jpg btw this is from tillys wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Wagner said: http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_luy6yftdjU1qdf672o1_500.gif GAWD DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 her PJ is gonna eat the paint off that 300m hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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