AWW$HEEET Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Take pocket knive stab through side, every 15-30 seconds twist and push, repeat until desired effect is achieved.:dumb: no i want the real thing not some prickly swiss army knife wet dream you had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 oh geeze idk where to begin.. ill pick 4; 1) Getting the rocks,dirt and wood scrubbed out of my elbow after flipping down a very steep hill only to be stopped by a tree at the bottom. 17 stitches to fix that gaping wound. 2) Manualling down a hill in my neighborhood on my bike. I started loosing the ability to pump as i gained speed. The front wheel came down into a nice little crack in the side walk. Went over the bars and cracked my right eye socket onto the pavement. Spent the entire night in the er, couldnt see shit for days. Luckily some road rash and a few stitches was the result of that accident. The er doctors were pretty sure i broke my face lol. 3) Getting a deep tissue massage from the freaking amazon woman at massage envy. She spent the entire hour on my chest,shoulder and traps. Needless to say i had 8 years of knots built up from power lifting. 4) I was at my aunts in welston painting with my cousin during the summer when i was young. I had one of the worst cases of exema the dermatologist had ever witnessed during my adolesent years. My hands were always raw with several deep cracks all over my right hand. When we finished painting my aunt( who is a er nurse) decided to pour paint thinner on our hands to clean the paint off. She forgot about my exema, i didnt think anything of it. I have never screamed so loud in my life. There are so many more stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Kidney stone had me laying on bathroom floor. Plus I had to pee thru a strainer to catch it when it came out. It looked like a really spikey ball of calcium. I made mistake of thinking I could pass it without pain pills. Wont make that mistake again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief2011647545501 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 road rash after wrecking my motorcycle.... Pulling those bandages off everyday was the worst pain I've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 birth every moment thus forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Having a giant needle shoved into my pelvis to extract bone marrow to see if I had leukemia or not, turns out it was a rare disease that attacks the white blood cells causing a low platlette count and mimicks leukemia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Pancreatitus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I feel old as shit so everytime I get injured it is the worst pain in my life. The most recent is my ankle. I tore all the ligaments in my ankle and broke one of my cubeoid bones. I decided to take my daughter to Sky Zone for her 9th b-day about 5 weeks ago. I didnt even make it a full minute. I am still in a little pain but I am getting around much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Reading Pauls posts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Kidney stones. That shit was awful. I was only 17 when i got them. I thought the doctor was wrong as shit when he told me that's what it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Reading Pauls posts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadDawg Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Undisclosed location somewhere over former Soviet Union many years ago - pulled my own infected upper canine tooth with a hemostat and a surgical sponge to soak up the blood. Couldn't abort the mission for something so minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I dunno what causes kidney stones but it seems like there are a lot of young guys getting them. Sounds like a diet change is needed in a lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I dunno what causes kidney stones but it seems like there are a lot of young guys getting them. Sounds like a diet change is needed in a lot of you. Doctor told me that soda, especially Mountain Dew, was a likely cause. Of course I quit drinking it, for a couple months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Mine was from high salt intake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Pancreatitus and having a nurse clean the rocks and pavement out of the roadrash on my arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 i always love threads like these. i've seen nearly every variation of every broken bone/muskuloskeletal injury known to man----they are indeed, painful. i always find it interesting when a young man (18-35 years old) tells me they have an extremely high pain tolerance (please don't tell doctors this), all the while moaning like a bitch in heat and screaming. the same injury in a 65-70 year old lady and she doesn't make a sound. face it men, when it comes to pain, we are collectively a bunch of pussies. trust me on this one. and for the record, i'd moan like a bitch too if i broke my arm or had a kidney stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I have a new one. Just power-washed my driveway in flip-flops. Don't do that, when you miss and hit your foot, it hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I have a new one. Just power-washed my driveway in flip-flops. Don't do that, when you miss and hit your foot, it hurts. :lolguy: That shit hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruizin01 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 2 kidney stones, about a year apart. Enough to make you want to die. Mine were caused by malnutrition from crohns. Luckily havent had any since. Atleast I know what it feels like if I were to get another one, Id be able to pop some pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I dunno what causes kidney stones but it seems like there are a lot of young guys getting them. Sounds like a diet change is needed in a lot of you. They can tell you the composition of them. My guess is many here are from caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noobiemcnooberson. Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Thoracotomy. Doc removed middle lobe of my lung. They had to go through the rib cage. No epidural. I would be hyperventilating so bad just standing that I damn near passed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnman Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Had my trucks radiator hose explode on me . The temp gauge said 280 + . That gave me real bad burns from my neck to the middle of my back. I had bubbles on me the size of baseballs from that. pain level 7 Broke a femur playing football . Tried to get to stand up and walk after I heard the snap , my thigh bent in the middle when I tried this. pain level 6 Had a kidney stone . I was in a fetal position for 10 minutes before I called the squad . I did not know what a kidney stone felt like at the time . I went to the er and was told it was going to be a 5 hour wait.I refused to wait that long and went home and laid in the fetal position for the next 12 hours . pain level 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnman Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 They can tell you the composition of them. My guess is many here are from caffeine. too much calcium and mt dew for mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy chan Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Had a kidney stone . I was in a fetal position for 10 minutes before I called the squad . I did not know what a kidney stone felt like at the time . I went to the er and was told it was going to be a 5 hour wait.I refused to wait that long and went home and laid in the fetal position for the next 12 hours . pain level 9 damn dude!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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