If you had an unlimited supply of money...

[Green Bastard]

How would you build a car to make it the most annoying/difficult car to drive for when people ask you to borrow a car?

[SRTurbo04]

How would you build a car to make it the most annoying/difficult car to drive for when people ask you to borrow a car?

 

If the seat doesnt fit perfect to my ass the car wont start till a dilldoe inserts an orface.?? :masturboy:

[acmebomb]

steer it from the rear

[pontiacfreak142]

Assuming we are not talking about friends/family here, i wouldnt mod a car to fuck with some one, but instead i would have my main huge garage with all my cars in with a little single car port built off the back with the biggest 200 dollar piece of shit car i can find in it. That way when they come to pick it up, they have to walk through all the nice cars, just to arive at the back to that. They would prolly never ask again lol

[macpyro2]

Simple. Remove all the cup holders in a manual.

[ImUrOBGYN]

Simple. Remove all the cup holders in a manual.

 

That might stop some of you younger folk but a few of us are from the time before cupholders.

 

Oh, and then there's this:

 

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/3C/34C674EBE1B0D076A3C4582B6022B0_h300_w400_m2_bblack_q100_p100_cvpxyJJyT.jpg

[imstock2]

Just reverse the steering.. Go left you have to turn right and visversa.. Make the seat loose so when you has the car it slides backwards and when you brake you get squashed

[Otis Nice]

1) Buy a purple DSM.

2) Never be asked to borrow car.

3) Shamefully drive said purple DSM.

4) Profit?

[Not Brian]

I'd live out my years on a private island with no cars needed.

[V8 Beast]

I would make the clutch a device on the seat where I had to squeeze my ass cheeks to switch gears.

[Trouble Maker]

steer it from the rear

 

[Tripleskate]

Nowadays, just having a manual transmission will defeat most people.

[Green Bastard]

We were talkin about a couple last night, rotary powered hummer, cable clutch converted to a handle on the dash, hand crank started diesel.

[gillbot]

Nowadays, just having a manual transmission will defeat most people.

 

This made me lol, then think.... Damn, you are right!

[Not Brian]

It is kind of true though.. look up almost any newer car on autotrader then refine your search to manual transmission and it knocks out 90% of them.

[Draco-REX]

Buy a stock Model T.

http://www.fordmodelt.net/images/ford-model-t-controls_small.jpg

[Tractor]

I'd just tell them they can drive my duece and a half:-) They'll never ask again.

[KillJoy]

If I had an unlimited supply of money... You fucks wouldn't see me again!

 

:gabe:

 

KillJoy

[TTQ B4U]

How would you build a car to make it the most annoying/difficult car to drive for when people ask you to borrow a car?

 

If I had an UNLIMITED amount of money not a fuck would be given about anyone wanting to borrow a car. I wouldn't be fucking around with cars man, I'd move on to planes.

[Forrest Gump 9]

Damn, it's December and 60+ degree, it's not really winter yet. Go out and enjoy. Please stop with these lack of common sense threads.

[Scotty2Hotty]

I'd have helicopters, for the sky is an open highway.

[El Karacho1647545492]

i'd remove the radio, then get rid of the gas pedal and instead hook it up to a decibel meter. want to go faster? yell louder.

[gbracing81]

How about 275 wide front tires, no power steering, a standard shift trans and a 10" chainlink steering wheel.

[CRed05]

http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/southpark-it.jpg