bowdog Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Ready to close out this week with a bong of blue dream and a cold beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 19, 2013 Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 The boat has an ignition key to launch your poop into the water, after it grinds it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 That awesome moment when you're getting ready to move half way across the world to chase your dreams and your ex who still works in a restraint gets a joint bank account with a crazy chick obsessed with rabbits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ever have such a a shitty day you call off the next day before you leave the parking lot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ever have such a a shitty day you call off the next day before you leave the parking lot? I was SO tempted today! The day wasn't so bad, just the fact that I was supposed to have tomorrow off, they negotiated a half day, then the time they want me to leave doesn't leave me enough time to do what we wanted to do. Ugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Great day, till dog 1 yaks up 3 gallons of putrid smelling vomit on the carpet, then dog 2 eats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Hackers and DoS attacks suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Bord but to tired to do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 somebody trade me a Harley for my VFR so I can take that Harley and trade it for a '69 Firebird!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Thinking I will be a tea pot for Halloween.... I am short and stout.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Thinking I will be a tea pot for Halloween.... I am short and stout.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twowheelsnake Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 somebody trade me a Harley for my VFR so I can take that Harley and trade it for a '69 Firebird!!!I have a 68 Firebird...no you can't have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 somebody trade me a Harley for my VFR so I can take that Harley and trade it for a '69 Firebird!!! Barter Kings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 My own barter king deal haha. I want that damn car!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Vicodin.....really makes the afternoon better..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Did you hear about the guy who pulled a squirrel out of his pocket and then showed every one his nuts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 HAZWOPER 40 HR course done so now what?Not sure what to do next I know I need 24 hrs of on the job but my job does not do clean ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 If cows eat salad, how come cows arnt as healthy to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 who had to come to work at 0630, sans shower/shave/work attire, to get all the systems back up (because he is the only competent DBA)?????? This Guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Quick Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 I might be a red neck! That's right I took the boy's to Iron Pony to buy there Halloween costumes! I bought 3 Fly jersey's and matching riding pants $72.70 out the door, and yea were going riding this weekend too! I figured why not instead of $40.00 or so each on a costume they might were twice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) My baby is at training camp Edited October 30, 2013 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 My bike's LOVING the extra space in the garage, like having the whole bed to itself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 My bike's LOVING the extra space in the garage, like having the whole bed to itself mine is in a heated garage but she is being spanked hard right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 mine is in a heated garage but she is being spanked hard right now....Yeah baby, smack that ass... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 She will be stripped ... videos will be on you tube in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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