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Why does my wife always leave the faucets on? That dripping noise drives me fucking crazy and she calls.me.the.weird.one for always turning it completely off. I mean fuck both the bathroom and.kitchen faucets... Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night tobturn em off, im a sound sleeper but for some reason it wakes me up.

Turn off.the fucking faucets.for.fuck.sakes,.i.dont care. If the water is free bitch. And quit turning on the damn living room lights and leaving them on when I keep them off. Fuck. Its annoying. And quit talking while im watching TV.or.texting im not even paying attention to you.

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There are alot of periods and run on sentences and bad grammar in my random thoughts this is the random though thread I though not the.grammar.Nazi.someone.plans.on.reading.my.thoughts.thread.i.like my periods.got a problem take it up with the complaint department.the.number.is 18003825633 :)

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My screen is huge and my thumb has a torn ligament, its hard to stretch far enough to reach the spacebar. I usually just tap the corner of the spacebar, but dont always make it, especially if im typing fast.

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My screen is huge and my thumb has a torn ligament, its hard to stretch far enough to reach the spacebar. I usually just tap the corner of the spacebar, but dont always make it, especially if im typing fast.

Moar failz. :nono:

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I have so many witty things to say to that but I really don't want to read his replies so I'll refrain.

I.look forward.to reading! about. your adventures Mi.dgetTodd.

Actuall.y just post. in Russian. like before. Then they.will have to decipher, it.

Thattook areallylong timetotypeout. WhatyheFis amatterwiththatkid?

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I wish this broad in the office would learn what a damn tissue is, instead of sniffling all day!!!

My driver snorts, hacks, and swallows all day!!! It's disgusting! I tell him to hack it up already and his smart ass says maybe I need some mucinex! Ya think?! Lol

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So if all humans lived on the northern hemisphere and nothing was imported from the south and the population tripled, would the northern hemisphere get heavier? I'm guessing no...

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