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How old are you?  

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  1. 1. How old are you?

    • 18-24
      16
    • 25-34
      54
    • 35-44
      36
    • 45-54
      12
    • 55-64
      2
    • 65+
      2


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One would think that with your constantly bruised pimp hand, you wouldn't be able to convey the ropes to shuttle your ass around.

The bruises on my hand are nothing compared to the ones on her face. :cool:

*I'm kidding, hitting a lady is a no-no, outside the bedroom.

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How the hell did you eat 6 BLTs last night anyway?

Man-sized hunger requires man-sized portions.

I dunno :dunno: I can eat 2-12" subs from Subway in a sitting too. My record at CiCi's pizza is 25 slices + breadsticks + brownies + cinnamon rolls.

I don't do that competition anymore though.

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I had two sandwiches today for lunch, made to my specifications -- not prepared by me.

I had 6 BLTs last night, whilst I watched TV. When I was finished the plate was cleaned, and placed in the dishwasher. During all this, I never left my chair.

Shit ninja please, I've seen you two together and she pimps you hard :nono:

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As one of the senior members here I think the poll is fucking stupid and it makes me feel bad.

You feel bad because your age is the exponential equivalent of the median age of our members here. But think of it like this; it makes you the village shaman.

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You feel bad because your age is the exponential equivalent of the median age of our members here. But think of it like this; it makes you the village shaman.

Age does have its privileges; you guys need to step it up with bringing me the virgin sacrifices though, or I will be forced to put a whammy on you.

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Your bike, biznatch!:D

Nah, there is a 94 FZR on here. We have the old school classics. Don't be hatin.

Burn ^ :lol:

24 here :)

Hey, I need a sammich. Hurry up Hollywood. :D

I want to not have to bang the same piece of snatch for the rest of my life @ 20.

:glws:

LBTS

Wait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at?

Wow, ouch.

Which part of her is virgin? The back of her knee?

Snap. :lol:

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