How old are you?

[Disclaimer]

Would you believe a very complex pulley system?

[RVTPilot]

One would think that with your constantly bruised pimp hand, you wouldn't be able to convey the ropes to shuttle your ass around.

[sbutcher]

52

[Disclaimer]

One would think that with your constantly bruised pimp hand, you wouldn't be able to convey the ropes to shuttle your ass around.

The bruises on my hand are nothing compared to the ones on her face.

*I'm kidding, hitting a lady is a no-no, outside the bedroom.

[RVTPilot]

How the hell did you eat 6 BLTs last night anyway?

[Steve Butters]

he only ate one, his vagina ate the other 5

[Disclaimer]

How the hell did you eat 6 BLTs last night anyway?

Man-sized hunger requires man-sized portions.

I dunno I can eat 2-12" subs from Subway in a sitting too. My record at CiCi's pizza is 25 slices + breadsticks + brownies + cinnamon rolls.

I don't do that competition anymore though.

Edited August 17, 2010 by JRMMiii

[Uncle Punk]

As one of the senior members here I think the poll is fucking stupid and it makes me feel bad.

[Disclaimer]

PM jbot. He has the appropriate forms for you to fill out to get the poll removed.

[SAMBUSA]

I had two sandwiches today for lunch, made to my specifications -- not prepared by me.

I had 6 BLTs last night, whilst I watched TV. When I was finished the plate was cleaned, and placed in the dishwasher. During all this, I never left my chair.

Shit ninja please, I've seen you two together and she pimps you hard

[Disclaimer]

That's the tradeoff. In public, I have to look like I'm pwned to reap the benefits in private.

Quid pro quo

[RVTPilot]

As one of the senior members here I think the poll is fucking stupid and it makes me feel bad.

You feel bad because your age is the exponential equivalent of the median age of our members here. But think of it like this; it makes you the village shaman.

[Uncle Punk]

You feel bad because your age is the exponential equivalent of the median age of our members here. But think of it like this; it makes you the village shaman.

Age does have its privileges; you guys need to step it up with bringing me the virgin sacrifices though, or I will be forced to put a whammy on you.

[RVTPilot]

Its not that we don't want to, its just so hard to find a virgin nowadays.

[Uncle Punk]

I need to make this perfectly clear before some of the noobs start to offer themselves up, FEMALES ONLY!

[Steve Butters]

you couldnt handle it....viagra cant even get your old wet noodle hard enough to cram it into virgin poon....dont worry, i already sent an email to octomom, maybe she can help you out

[RVTPilot]

Wait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at?

[Steve Butters]

Wait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Disclaimer]

Which part of her is virgin? The back of her knee?

[SAMBUSA]

[hollywood3586]

[kawi kid]

wait she is a virgin and she knocks the cob webs out thinking about me on a nightly basis?

[Disclaimer]

Well, yea... she's gotta work her way up to the big dogs or else she'd blow her own mind.

[kawi kid]

jealousy is ugly.......... like you

[chevysoldier]

Your bike, biznatch!

Nah, there is a 94 FZR on here. We have the old school classics. Don't be hatin.

Burn ^

24 here

Hey, I need a sammich. Hurry up Hollywood.

I want to not have to bang the same piece of snatch for the rest of my life @ 20.

:glws:

LBTS

Wait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at?

Wow, ouch.

Which part of her is virgin? The back of her knee?

Snap.