Goldie Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Ok, I saw this on another forum I am a part of and thought it was fun. Say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...Xbox controllerSurround sound controllerTV remotePhone and chargerBasket of laundryCouch cushionLeather chairI'm shit out of luck unless zombies turn out to be vulnerable to Downy fabric softener or couch leather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 bug spraylighter fluid4 pound long handle sledge hammer!shop vaccook book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 valve oil, 12" tall American flag desk thing (has a pointed end!), iMac remote, fishing lures, and a camera tripod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hue jass Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) I got a camera! I'll take picture of him right before he frees me, then he'll meet my attorneys and become 'Zombie the gaping deepthroat'. Edited September 9, 2010 by hue jass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 My Korean Jindo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 TV Remote, small table, pillow and blanket. That's bullshit because on my right side is my gun since I am right handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Two small guitar amps, a giant old-fashioned desk stapler, a large bookshelf, and a ton of paperback sci-fi. Hmm, I could feasibly club zombies with the amps, but the stapler's an old hunk of metal about a foot long- probably my best bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kitani2126 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 small table, 2 drinking glasses (one's plastic) sharply pointed coaster, laptop fan...I could probably break the glass and use the shards, or use the coaster as a throwing star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Your a leftie I take it el capitan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El capitan Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 only because the table is on the left. i'm a righty but i don't like laying the gun on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 window and a wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 I'm fucked all I got is a wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Hmm, maybe my remote is like the one in "Click" I just hit the pause button when they come towards me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 only because the table is on the left. i'm a righty but i don't like laying the gun on the floor.Ah, but by the pic, it won't do a damn bit of good. It isn't loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 1 katana 2 broad swords a spartan brass helmet and pillows and a remote all within 5 feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitani2126 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 TV Remote, small table, pillow and blanket. That's bullshit because on my right side is my gun since I am right handed.you could have a maniacal pillow fight with the zombie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 you could have a maniacal pillow fight with the zombie....You're to my left. I could throw you at them. Seems like a better idea to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitani2126 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 You're to my left. I could throw you at them. Seems like a better idea to me. You do realize that I may have a stick with 1000rr's name on it but I could always use it on you.....Oh I forgot I have 12 inch knitting needles to my left as well, they would make great weapons.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 1 katana 2 broad swords a spartan brass helmet and pillows and a remote all within 5 feetI have no doubts about this!I guess I'm pretty well screwed. All I have is an empty water bottle, and the rest of the couch. Maybe I can try this again when I go to bed, then the wife is to the left of me? Then she could talk them to death? (I'm probably gonna pay for this one, when she lurks and sees this!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 I have no doubts about this!I guess I'm pretty well screwed. All I have is an empty water bottle, and the rest of the couch. Maybe I can try this again when I go to bed, then the wife is to the left of me? Then she could talk them to death? (I'm probably gonna pay for this one, when she lurks and sees this!)So she got her voice back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 So she got her voice back then?Yeah. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted September 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 I have no doubts about this!I guess I'm pretty well screwed. All I have is an empty water bottle, and the rest of the couch. Maybe I can try this again when I go to bed, then the wife is to the left of me? Then she could talk them to death? (I'm probably gonna pay for this one, when she lurks and sees this!)At first when you said your wife would be on your left I thought you meant, she could be the sacrifice, or she couldn't run faster than you.But her talking them to death is hilarious. I think my wife could do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 I could have thought of the sacrifice angle, but she would surely kill me for saying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El capitan Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Ah, but by the pic, it won't do a damn bit of good. It isn't loaded. thats not a current photo. that was taken after i bought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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