alienpi Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ok, so everytime i've went out with a certain female, it seems like the time to wait on her to get ready increases. The 15 minutes of the first date has gradually extended to almost 2 hours for tonight. ( I'm waiting right now actually.)She's always fun and is very sexy, so I don't want to ruin it, by saying, "hurry the fuck up."what should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 stick it in her butt, then tell her to hit the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vawa2t1m5kI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ok, so everytime i've went out with a certain female, it seems like the time to wait on her to get ready increases. The 15 minutes of the first date has gradually extended to almost 2 hours for tonight. ( I'm waiting right now actually.)She's always fun and is very sexy, so I don't want to ruin it, by saying, "hurry the fuck up."what should I do?tell her to hurry the fuck up, but in a nice way."Wow, you look beautiful tonight, but if you needed more time to get ready, you could have asked me to pick you up later, I wouldn't have minded a later date" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 She better look like a damn model if it is taking her 2 hours to get ready. I have NEVER taken more than an hour to get ready and thats pushing it. I have super long and curly hair so a good portion of that hour is used up straightening it. Seriously she better be putting out for wasting your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironbuttwannabe Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 What she said plain and clear. I would leave after waiting 15 minutes. If she takes that long to get ready you don't want to be with her the rest of your life anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 30mins tops and she only gets 3 strikes. I understand a little late but more than 30 and that just pisses me off which then becomes their loss. My dating life became a lot easier when I figured out how to make women realize they should work for me, not the other way around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 I don't think I have ever really made a guy wait either. I am a very punctual person so I then to hold other people to those same values. When I started looking for a job as a kid my parents always told me that if you are early you are on time, and if you are on time you are late. I some what apply that to dating. If if has to take me forever to look nice for you then we probably aren't meant to be together. I don't wake up with my hair looking perfect and make up on, get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 I would start scheduling f*(k buddy sessions with dirty whores during the two hours your bottom b*tch is getting ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Get used to it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C-IbkuNWs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 tell her there is candy and puppies in the fucking van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 15mins if she spits, 30 mins if she swallows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 15mins if she spits, 30 mins if she swallows. ^ ^ This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 We'll have to find a pic of my wife's shirt that she wore to the DTC IMS last year, it sums it up Fonz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 We'll have to find a pic of my wife's shirt that she wore to the DTC IMS last year, it sums it up Fonz"Good girls spit... Bad girls swallow" wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 other way around, you were close. "Bitches spit, Good girls swallow" And she picked it out I had nothing to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 . Seriously she better be putting out for wasting your time.Full of Win!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Me, I usually take at least 2 hours to get ready. Whats wrong with a little anticipation? It'll be worth it in the end to see the finished product. Be glad you even have a date, so quit your bitching you sissy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Personally I don't like make up or done up girls. I love the natural rolled out of bed and threw a ball cap on with jeans and a tee shirt look.If she's gotta do all that she's hiding something and sooner or later you'll roll over and see it so move on to a different girl, low maintenance and natural beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Ditto....You sure she/he is getting ready? I don't know the ages involved so I can't speculate to what type of badness could be happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Me, I usually take at least 2 hours to get ready. Whats wrong with a little anticipation? It'll be worth it in the end to see the finished product. Be glad you even have a date, so quit your bitching you sissy.. Yeah, I don't think most guys like that. My dad always told me not to go out with a girl that spends hours getting ready and wears lots of make up. One day you'll wake up next to her, she won't be wearing make up and you'll freak because you won't recognize her. If you (not specifically you Holly) are that insecure in how you look, then that a huge no-go for many guys. You should like who you are, not try to be someone you aren't. At first it might be, "oh, she wants to look good for me" but after awhile we just see it as a huge waste of time and you trying to hide your true self from us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 No one said anything about putting mounds of make-up on, Im talking about hair. I am oh so anal about my hair. Also what I'm wearing. The first hour may be me just thinking about what to wear. What you guys don't realize is if we are going out on a date we have to wear something youll remember us by. It's the nature of the beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Get used to it. See you have it right here ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 we will remember you best if you just wear nothing at all...and if thats the case, we could skip the going out part all together....then it wouldnt take you any time at all to get ready...it really is a win/win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Me, I usually take at least 2 hours to get ready. Whats wrong with a little anticipation? It'll be worth it in the end to see the finished product. Be glad you even have a date, so quit your bitching you sissy.. I don't care how long you take to get ready.... Just do it before I get there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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