jporter12 Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 is his pony tail longer than porters?No not even half as long as Porters pull starter. That's it! I'll show all of you! I'll cut my hair short! I have been thinking about it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 That's it! I'll show all of you! I'll cut my hair short! I have been thinking about it anyway.don't do it, samson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadepenn Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 At least stay well ahead of him, sound like he's a preventible accident waiting to happen... If he rides a bike that shouldn't be riden, he's already riding over his limits... It's just a matter of time before he takes himself out... You don't want to be his collateral damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_scorpion Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 (edited) Ok some of you already know I moved and have been out others haven't but now you know. Anyway my new neighbor is a rider too and he saw me moving all the bike stuff and what not and came over to chat. He claimed to be a great rider and street races all his buddies and goes to the strip and always gets hassled by the cops because he has his numbers for the strip on his windscreen and of course smokes all his buddies so he needs a new challenge... Those who know me know he now has my undivided attention and I'm thinking this is gonna be fun.... He has to run but is gonna swing by latter on the bike... He did sure enough... He looks like Joe Dirt I forgot to mention that...... Well he was here I heard him coming a mile away reving the piss out of it at every stop and turn and apparently every pedistrian.... He pulled up in shorts tank top and tennis shoes no lid on the very first edition Katana 600 with dry rotted tires . Soooo do I take him to Coshocton or just tell him I really am not interested in riding anymore?Seriously I cant make this stuff up Take him for a ride. you just met Ringo Edited August 9, 2011 by wht_scorpion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 This is true, Jinx would leave you in about three curves but he doesn't ride a Katana. 270 lbs shorts, tennis shoes, no helmet, crazy and fearless. He has a new 2011 ZX10R with some go fast mods and I can't believe how fast the bike is, hell he can't believe it either. He passes me in the same curve on the outside riding down 83 laying a big fat darkie. He would try to trick you into thinking he is slow and then embarrass you. He is not the norm though.Ill drop a big fat darkie on your chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 The more I think about it do not take him to coshocton he would get gang raped by the locals, and that's not cool to wish on anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 The more I think about it do not take him to coshocton he would get gang raped by the locals, and that's not cool to wish on anyone.He might like it:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Ill drop a big fat darkie on your chestEnough with the foreplay, lets fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_she_scorpion Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Take him for a ride, and when he starts acting like a dick, turn around and leave him where ever. If He ask why you left, tell him you value your life and that your not interested in seeing human ground hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Try being the bigger man for once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrbrent Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Set up a ride to Iron Pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Set up a ride to Iron PonyAnd don't forget credit card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 sounds dangerous to me. He also sounds like he needs to prove a point.A couple options"Gear up and ride with him to a select pre selected destination. gauge him on the way. depending on the way he rides you can decide to ride back with him. if he is an asshat tell him you gotta split. When you ride is he sucks stay back so far it just aggravates him so much he wont want to ride with "your slow ass" anymore.Spank him so hard he cries ..But then he might have his eyes on your bike as advised change your locks.Ignore him hope he goes away.Do you think he is teachable? can you show him the right way to ride? If not Ignore him hope he goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Don't do any of the above... EDUCATE him on riding safely. Now, if he refuses to listen, or acts like an ass... THEN tear him a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'm gonna go with the asshole answer....emabarrass the hell out of him and make him want to trade in his bike for an IROC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 id like to come tag along for this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siacono Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Wear full gear and take him for a embarrassing ride... Hell, I'll even let your borrow my F2 to make it worse.... roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 If you get a ride going for this I'd be in for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 (edited) You should put giant stupid looking air horns on your front fender then blow the horn, and scare him off the road Edited August 9, 2011 by shittygsxr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Take him for a ride, and when he starts acting like a dick, turn around and leave him where ever. If He ask why you left, tell him you value your life and that your not interested in seeing human ground hamburger.You don't know Todd very well, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 I like the Idea of a group ride. where everyone is fully geared up. he will either show up in gear which he may have or go home when he realises hes out of his league. or try to ride with you and crash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 You don't know Todd very well, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Imma a fan of carnage and human suffering that's why I work where I do it She'll catch on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpentracer Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 I think you suck if you don't take him riding. of course I'd hate for you to have to call an ambulance.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 You should hook him up with the R1 doucher. They would tell each other how awesome they were then go have brokeback biker sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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