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What'd you have for lunch today?


jblosser

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Gluttony has been achieved (with a co-loafer, not all by myself).

Stomach/arse are OK at the moment, but rumblings have started... :eek::monkeypoo:

** edit: rumblings are much more pronounced and are coming at a faster pace... uh-oh!

Crappy cell phone pic:

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That will cause butthole evacuation. You gonna die!

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That will cause butthole evacuation. You gonna die!

I'm not dead yet!

Took care of it at work (x2), much better than dealing with the mess/stench at home.

I was correct with the "hurricane" analogy, about 10 minutes after the lull it was "uh oh", and then it was like the Ohio Lottery tv show "Cash Explosion". Again, glad I was at work...

Me arse is no worse for the wear, I abuse my diet often.. I shouldn't, but I'm a guy...

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I had gotten a bunch of coupons for WC, 3 free sliders each. So everyday for like 3 weeks I would stop and get 3 free sliders. It was just enough to give me horrendous farts. Wife hated it but I thought it was pretty funny...

Jr., 11, is turning out be a fine maker of butt noise. I'm a proud papa. :)

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I had gotten a bunch of coupons for WC, 3 free sliders each. So everyday for like 3 weeks I would stop and get 3 free sliders. It was just enough to give me horrendous farts. Wife hated it but I thought it was pretty funny...

To expand on post #24...I had to work the next day... 5 guys in a Suburban on the highway. Driver actually pulled off on the berm twice that morning so everyone could get out. Vehicle evacuation ftw!

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I dont know how anyone can eat WhiteCastle and honestly not end up with and irritated bowel........The few times I've had sliders, I.....well......in the words of IP, my arse would resemble a sliced ham cannon shootin' ketchup

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