cOoTeR Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Doesn't matter when it injected into the assThat's the fastest way for the body to absorb alcohol. Well by putting alcohol in your ass not semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 That's the fastest way for the body to absorb alcohol. Well by putting alcohol in your ass not semen.Unfortunately this is also true, we are treating kids for alcohol poisoning because of this. They have figured it out and are soaking tampons in liquor and inserting them in the back door. That way they can be drunk at school and other places without the smell on their breath. Woman that don't like the taste of beer and liquor are also doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 How is it my fault I know what I'm doin' and makin' the plans. You all are just haters!well it kind of seemed like to me that you needed some help. hahaActually, it does. The intestines are highly absorbent of nutrients, medicines, poison ect. That includes Glutten. That's why suppositories work so well and many meds are given rectal when the patient is vomiting regularly. It is also the best way to kill a person with no trace, a 1/1000 Epi suppository. You're welcomeYou are actually right. and for a gluten allergy, it doesnt matter if it's on and in the body. An allergy is an allergy. Just like people with a peanut allergy cannot be around peanuts at all. Not even touch them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 You are actually right. Um duh, I'm always right when it comes to odd shit and how to kill without a trace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Irony= reading a thread about you post whoring, then post whoring in said thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Um duh, I'm always right when it comes to odd shit and how to kill without a traceWell yea so do I. The anti-crazy pills just keep me from following through... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 my question still hasnt been answered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Unfortunately this is also true, we are treating kids for alcohol poisoning because of this. They have figured it out and are soaking tampons in liquor and inserting them in the back door. That way they can be drunk at school and other places without the smell on their breath. Woman that don't like the taste of beer and liquor are also doing itWow, when I was in school if anyone came up with any idea that involved inserting anything into your poop shoot or even close to the balloon knot they would instantly get beat up and called lots of mean names that are now considered offensive. I guess we can thank the Jackass guys for making anal insertions cool.Irony= reading a thread about you post whoring, then post whoring in said thread!! At least most of it is funneled into this thread and not all over OR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 my question still hasnt been answered!http://celiacdisease.about.com/od/faqs/f/GlutenInSemen.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 http://celiacdisease.about.com/od/faqs/f/GlutenInSemen.htmMaybe you should volunteer to help them in this study Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 well it kind of seemed like to me that you needed some help. hahaHhhmm...sounds like you'll be out a sammich and whiskey now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Well yea so do I. The anti-crazy pills just keep me from following through...Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Maybe you should volunteer to help them in this studyonly if they pay good money.Hhhmm...sounds like you'll be out a sammich and whiskey now.I figured I already was since you still have asked where we are going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Just sayin'.The anti-crazy pills keep me from killing others, not myself. Why would I want to kill myself? I'm too awesome for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 I fforgot Tod was the expert for having shit shoved inti his ass. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 I just tried to log onto ashleymadison.com and it redirected me here....weird. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 This is getting sad.Getting sad? This has been sad from the start. The saddest thing for me is that I'm so bored I read the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Getting sad? This has been sad from the start. The saddest thing for me is that I'm so bored I read the whole thing.yeah. you need a hobby then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Getting sad? This has been sad from the start. The saddest thing for me is that I'm so bored I read the whole thing.Your right. Its bordering pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Your right. Its bordering pathetic. :werd::stupid:Yeah, the only thing that matters at this point is; did anyone get anal, and was it good? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 I'm not that easy, seriously. There has to be something in it for me that I've not experienced before......and that list is somewhat shortHave you ever cut out a crotch height hole in a piece of cardboard the size of a refrigerator then drug your women to the barn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 have you ever done it fire crotch style?it's when you get in bed with a girl who is very densely forested down there and then light the forest on fire, and commence vigorous sexy-time (to avoid severe burns)? you can attain charmeleon crotch if you do the above with a true red head. charizard crotch if said red head has a brilliant flare up of crabs at the time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
standout Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 have you ever done it fire crotch style?it's when you get in bed with a girl who is very densely forested down there and then light the forest on fire, and commence vigorous sexy-time (to avoid severe burns)? you can attain charmeleon crotch if you do the above with a true red head. charizard crotch if said red head has a brilliant flare up of crabs at the time.Best post in this entire thread hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 I'd try this on the wife simply because she's a true red sans the crabs...but alas...the flooring has no carpet. What other creepy Asian ideas ya got, Jinu!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) have you ever done it fire crotch style?it's when you get in bed with a girl who is very densely forested down there and then light the forest on fire, and commence vigorous sexy-time (to avoid severe burns)? you can attain charmeleon crotch if you do the above with a true red head. charizard crotch if said red head has a brilliant flare up of crabs at the time.Playa, you done changed the game. Edited December 11, 2012 by Tpoppa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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