Uncle Punk

As with most things those two criteria’s don't go together. Cost of ownership is usually less with a more expensive scooter. I put over twice as many miles on my scooter last year than I did on my street bike.

My 3-4 went last summer, swapped for a rebuilt, and did not get it built. I replaced my engine two years ago, common problem with the same rod bearing. Talked to a dealer a few days ago who told me that he has taken four of these in as trades, warrantees them to resell and has had to replace two motors. The expense of keeping this piece of shit running is keeping me from buying something new.

An unrelated time waster, no hula hoop in this one either. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=752_1327014971

tbss?

Do you guys think upper management will be mad at us for being mean to the cruiser crowd? I am so ashamed of your behavior.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nb_KJyMHgw

I loves me some older ladies and look they have formed a club to put them all in one place for me.

I missed this thread until now. Thread title suggested a reply of "Aren't we all." but it has taken a nice entertaining turn. If the cruiser folks want to hang together and not ride like the idiot crotch rocket riders that makes sense to me but why limit the size of bikes to 500cc if all you are going to do is cruise? I can keep up with most any cruiser with my 250 scooter. If the goal is to have a group of women to promote safe riding and do community service why limit the size of bikes used to ride safely? Unless you are really looking for women to be just like you. Have you vetted the folks you are helping with your community service to make sure they agree with your life choices? If someone can’t help because they don’t believe in your choices it makes sense to exclude those who don’t believe in them when they need help. When we do group rides we have 1300cc to 250cc bikes and a couple of cruisers or scooters thrown in here and there. If you are riding by safe group ride rules then no one is left out. Sport bike folks must be more tolerant than the crotch crawler crowd.

Did you come out of your hiatus just to give me shit? I will bitch for more than a month if you guys mess up the good thing we have going now. Leave this shit alone guys we have it good now the more oversight you invite the worse it will be. As it is now it’s a stop and go if signals don’t work who wants to wait two damn minutes when the whole situation can be done in three seconds. I just don’t understand why you guys want to wait longer. I am never inconvenienced by lights when riding by myself.

You guys are determined to fuck this shit up for me. I like the signals that don't work; I wish none of them recognized a motorcycle. I pull up to them and go about my way. Way more efficient than waiting for the whole sequence to happen. Now you fuckheads want me to wait two damn minutes. What a waste of my time. Can't you please leave shit alone?

Wait, I'm confused, "NO" to anal? Why would the professor care?

I thought the same thing. In case anyone is confused "Michigan Sucks!" and that means the whole state.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrAqs4MGBjI

I like the tribal tattoo on the tyrannosaurus, very funny if she is fucking with you, sad if she is serious. I hate group projects as well especially if I don't get to pick the team.

That is a common tale among the cruiser community I didn’t think anyone in the sport bike world would believe it let alone repeat it, the story is not true but it does get repeated often. Think about it logically, the same good rider on a sport bike will beat his own best time through there on a Goldwing. Don't get me wrong I love Goldwings and hope to have one someday when I grow up but they aren't going to beat a sport bike through any road course using the same rider on both bikes. A well ridden Goldwing will stay with any well organized group ride, hell we had a T-Max scooter along on a group ride without an issue.

Don't you already know how to wrestle with pigs?

You guys understand that you are just making a menu with pictures for the jbot.

There seems to be a run on 5 axis machines lately and a shortage of people to run them. Do you have a government contract? I have done a lot of work for this company. http://www.polycase.com/ Hundreds of pcb enclosures.

Hey fuckface, stay out of my free dinner campaign

I don't really believe you that no one will be coming to arrest you; they have to be you are a gun wielding mad man. Why would you desire to cause such panic in an eating establishment?

WTF! All you open carry fags are just a bunch of posers and there is no way you actually open carry in public, what a bunch of keyboard commandos.

While reading this all I can think of is. "Never get into an argument with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." I can't believe he got some of you to actually try to comply while feeding his homosexual tendencies.