A brief synopsis of a few AAA calls:
- Racing at Norwalk. VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*snap*
Oh shit broke sprag in transaxle. Trailer? Dn'have truck and trailer yet!
Step 1: Call AAA "Hi oh shit broke car at race track."
AAA: "Sir comes get you."
Step 2: Drink beer.
Step 3: 35 min later flatbed. Little beep beep, little tow hook, car on way home. Share beer with truck driver. Plops car in garage without touching, I'm drunk go to bed.
- 3AM. I-70 in BFE between Dayton and Columbus. Towing a car on a flatbed with an F250.
Oh shit out of gas.
Step 1: Call AAA "Hi oh shit out of gas help plzkthkx?"
AAA: "Sir gas comes wait4u."
Step 2: Nap now k.
Step 3: 25 min later gas comes, truck vroom. Kthkxbye to sleepy rescue truck driver.
- 1PM. Dad calls from work.
Oh shit starter broke.
Step 1: Chastise Dad no AAA, stupid Dad.
Step 2: Call AAA "Hi oh shit starter broke tow4Dad?"
AAA: "Sir bail out Dad ass."
Step 3: 45 min later Dad ass bailed, car towed.
Step 4: Buy Dad AAA for his birthday.
You can clearly see a AAA membership is worth the money. I have a "plus" or gold or whatever.
KTHXBYE!!!