Science Abuse Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 So, I'm sitting here watching TV late at night. I hear the distinct sound of tinkling coming from the bathroom. Some one is pissing. Elena is off at a game, the boy is in bed. "No fuckin way" I said. I tipped toed down the hall, and peek into the bathroom as the cat is coming out. He freezes and looks at me, I look at him....I look at the toilet, yellow and bubbly, I look at him...he bolts. Un fucking beleivable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Your name isn't Gaylord Focker is it? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Didn't even wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 lol That's how I caught one of my old cats. I had to take a double take. On the same kitty note, left the sliding glass back door open a little last night and a stray came into the kitchen. No idea it was there until the dogs went after it. Very, very close call but saved the little girl. She'll at least learn her lesson now and it'll save her life another time. Wish I coulda kept her. I like cats and dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 That's badass. No more kitty litter, now just teach the pussy to flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Thats fuckin crazy...now all you have to do is learn how to "train" them to do that and make some $$$ off of potty pissing pussy cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Didn't even wipe? Or flush, filthy fuckin animals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuht Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://www.citikitty.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I had a cat who used to use the drain over the shower. He would squat right over the opening. Drove me nuts, i had to keep the bathroom door closed all the time, and scrub the shower, when i caught him in the act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 my girl claims to have had our new cat jump in the shower with her a couple weeks ago, and actually get under the water...i dont know if i buy it since cats hate water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 cats hate water Most cats hate water. They're anal about cleanlieness. If they dont assosiate being wet with feeling icky, then they'll take to water just like anything else. Tigers love water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I'll trade you my car for your cat. :-) It'd be about even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Does your car piss in the toilet too? I'm confused by your comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 my girl claims to have had our new cat jump in the shower with her a couple weeks ago, and actually get under the water...i dont know if i buy it since cats hate water I've had a couple cats who enjoyed the water. I used to turn on the kitchen sink faucet from one of my Persians. He loved getting in the sink and even in the shower with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUGT Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 That's badass. No more kitty litter, now just teach the pussy to flush. "Thats rediculous, Focker! Cat's cant flush! They don't have thumbs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 http://bbhhs96.dyndns.org/other/silly/showerdrink.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I had a cat who used to use the drain over the shower. He would squat right over the opening. Drove me nuts, i had to keep the bathroom door closed all the time, and scrub the shower, when i caught him in the act. Sure it was a Cat? I had an Ex-girlfriend I caught peeing in the shower, she said "what? It's no big deal!" Like I said ex-girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Does your car piss in the toilet too? I'm confused by your comment. My car piddles everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Does your car piss in the toilet too? I'm confused by your comment. No, just the fact that he has a Savannah cat that's worth about $4k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 a cat worth 4k?? wtf i see free kitten signs frequently. no way id want to pay money for them but im a dog guy but cats are cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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