Would you like to play a game?

[87GT]

I want to. Rules. Reply to this with one sentence to keep the story going. ONE SENTENCE no more. I will start off.

 

A younger man walks into a bar and orders 1 shot...

[Mr. Jones]

I want to. Rules. Reply to this with one sentence to keep the story going. ONE SENTENCE no more. I will start off.

 

A younger man walks into a bar and orders 1 shot...

 

He slaps a 5 down on the counter.

[87GT]

He slaps a 5 down on the counter.

 

He notices an attractive looking female across the bar.

[87GT]

He walks up and grabs her crotch and says

 

I figured you needed an extra hand tonight...

[Patrick]

as he soon realizes the woman is...

[Skinner]

a man!!!!

[87GT]

The beautiful shemale smiles and says "you got to buy me a drink before we get personal like this"

[Mojoe]

He punches Shim (she/him) in the face

[Skinner]

Shim gets up crying and calls 911

[Patrick]

and gets put on hold, hearing the weather report in the style of...

[blueG60rado]

Shim gets up crying and calls 911

 

 

then hangs up says, im joking i love being hit...

[TheHaze]

...by loafs of French bread. Are you a baker?

[Patrick]

He replies, "No, I'm not a baker." "I'm a...

[Conesmasher]

Quaker". There is a big difference, a baker bakes buns in the oven, while...

[87GT]

Quaker". There is a big difference, a baker bakes buns in the oven, while...

 

A quaker makes oatmeal and wears wigs.

[TheHaze]

...but I still bake up a mean...

[SpaceGhost]

batch of "special" brownies for us to eat.

[87GT]

batch of "special" brownies for us to eat.

 

They both agree to leave and go to the shemale's house for brownies.

[jfiveeight]

they run to a cottage in the woods

[Benner]

they run to a cottage in the woods

 

Where she slips him some rufies (date rape drug) and....

[87GT]

Violates his passed out body.

[Skinner]

only to wake up the next morning...

[Mowgli1647545497]

to find the mutants from the bio-spill attacking her cottage.

[87GT]

to find the mutants from the bio-spill attacking her cottage.

 

The man and shemale run to grab both of the colt 45 revolvers hanging on the wall.

[Patrick]

They pull some John Woo-style moves to the music of...