Patrick Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Side note: This needs to be compiled every so often. It would make an epic read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 They pull some John Woo-style moves to the music of... Jethro Tull's Bungle in the Jungle. The shemale then jumped into her Mustang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 and tried to speed off, but was outrun by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Jethro Tull's Bungle in the Jungle. The shemale then jumped into her Mustang... Only to realize that she can't....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 because the thing broke, which she soon figured out was because of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 that's right, doo doo in the intake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Some little S.O.B. had taken a dump in the intake and..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Through some mechanical and chemical genius, the car is now a time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 she got the car running hit 88 mph and the flux capacitor sent her too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 she got the car running hit 88 mph and the flux capacitor sent her too... 1968 in San Francisco. She called her brother Orgazmo and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 1968 in San Francisco. She called her brother Orgazmo and... They join forces with the aid of Choda Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Choda boy suffers from down syndrome and has A.D.H.D.. He spends his days running around yelling,"Is it Caterday?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 All 4 characters decide to go back to a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Unknowingly though they walk into a gay bar where..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 where they are forced into a freakish congo line where nobody's using their hands*. :marc: *hint, hint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 This pleases Choda boy and makes him say "I can has italian sausage?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 To which Orgasmo says "You can have mine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 The shemale then pulls a packaged summer sausage from her purse and proclaims... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 The shemale then pulls a packaged summer sausage from her purse and proclaims... Now I have the biggest sausage ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Here's whats been wrote so far. I had to re-do some words to make it blend but it sounds pretty good so far. A younger man walks into a bar and orders 1 shot. He slaps a 5 down on the counter. He notices an attractive looking female across the bar. He walks up and grabs her crotch and says “I figured you needed an extra hand tonight,” as he soon realizes the woman is a man! The beautiful she-male smiles and says, "You got to buy me a drink before we get personal like this." He punches Shim (She/Him) in the face. Shim gets up crying and calls 911 then hangs up and says, “I’m joking I love being hit by loafs of French bread. Are you a Baker?” He replies, "No, I'm not a baker, I'm a Quaker. There is a big difference, a baker bakes buns in the oven, while A Quaker makes oatmeal and wears wigs, but I can still bake up a mean batch of "special" brownies for us to eat.” They both agree to leave and go to the she-male's house for brownies. They run to a cottage in the woods where she slips him some Rufies, (date rape drug) and violates his passed out body. He then woke up the next morning to find the mutants from the bio-spill attacking her cottage. The man and she-male run to grab both of the colt 45 revolvers hanging on the wall. They pull some John Woo-style moves to the music of Jethro Tull's “Bungle in the Jungle.” The she-male then jumped into her Mustang only to realize that she can't because the thing broke, which she soon figured out was because of doo. That's right, Doo-Doo, in the intake! Some little S.O.B. had taken a dump in the intake but through some mechanical and chemical genius, the car is now a time machine. She got the car running, hit 88 MPH and the flux capacitor sent her to 1968 San Francisco. She called her brother, Orgazmo and they join forces with the aid of Choda Boy. Choda boy suffers from down syndrome and has A.D.H.D. He spends his days running around yelling,” Is it Caterday?" All 4 characters decide to go back to a bar. Unknowingly though they walk into a Gay bar where they are forced into a freakish Congo line where nobody's using their hands. This pleases Choda boy and makes him say, "I can has Italian sausage?" To which Orgasmo says, "You can have mine" The she-male then pulls a packaged Summer Sausage from her purse and proclaims, ”Now I have the biggest sausage” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 After this the younger man wakes up on the floor of the first bar in present day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Surrounded by zombies! As they began to close in for the kill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFooMaru Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 ...your friendly neighborhood spiderman swooped in *swooped* and told him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 "Everyone gets one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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