Dont you hate it when....

[V8 Beast]

You are going down the elevator and someone gets on from the second floor. Especially when you fart thinking its smooth sailing only to have the elevator unexpectedly stop with one floor left. Now instead of chuckling at the present you left the people on the ground floor you are stuck in it with some lazy ass thats looking at you funny...

[MackDaddy43]

Lol do that, fart then hit all of the floor buttons and bail.

[V8 Beast]

Lol do that, fart then hit all of the floor buttons and bail.

 

[Squidward]

Dont you hate when your on the balcony of a hotel with shit in your hands and no one walks by to throw it at?..... Maybe thats just me.

[V8 Beast]

Dont you hate it when you are taking a shit in the stall with the broken lock and someone walks in on you!

[Squidward]

Dont you hate it when you are taking a shit in the stall with the broken lock and someone walks in on you!

 

I like the company

[Buckeye1647545503]

Every time I fart in a elevator it stops and a hot chick gets on...But if I don't fart dudes get on. WTF

[Aaron]

Or when you think the fart is going to be silent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and its not.

 

Gets me all the time lol

[V8 Beast]

Or when you shart pudding... and its always the day you decide to go commando and wear shorts.

[Guest Removed]

Every time I fart in a elevator it stops and a hot chick gets on...But if I don't fart dudes get on. WTF

karma.

Or when you shart pudding... and its always the day you decide to go commando and wear shorts.

 

 

i hate it when you think you just have to fart, and it dont come out that way. and its a day you decide to free ball it.

[Squidward]

i hate it when you think you just have to fart, and it dont come out that way. and its a day you decide to free ball it.

 

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[Cordell]

Don't you hate it when your dreaming about a pudding snack only to wake up with a spoon in your ass.

[Ramsey]

Dont you hate when you have a

'hook-up" somewhere and that person leaves for no reason.

[C-Mart]

Don't you hate it when your making a milkshake and all the boys come to your yard?

[Guest Spam]

Don't you hate it when your making a milkshake and all the boys come to your yard?

 

lol

[MackDaddy43]

Don't you hate it when you're jerking off to porn and right as you start to bust the camera zooms in on the dude's face for the next ten seconds?

 

What are you watching sir?

[evan9381]

dont you hate it when you make sure the coast is clear, rip some nice quiet ass in your cubicle, realize its a bit worse than you thought, then someone who sits right next to you comes walking by...

 

where do those motherfuckers come from? I JUST CHECKED!

[Farkas]

Don't you hate it when you pick your nose in your car and realize someone is watching you from the next lane over.

[C-Mart]

Don't you hate it when you think about magnets and can't figure out how they work...

[V8 Beast]

Dont you hate it when you bust one inside of a girl and she wont let you watch it leak out!

[unfunnyryan]

Don't you hate it when you're jerking off to porn and right as you start to bust the camera zooms in on the dude's face for the next ten seconds?

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Not Brian again.

[Trouble Maker]

Don't you hate it when you think about magnets and can't figure out how they work...

 

It makes me really mad when scientist try to explain how they work to me. The thing they don't understand is that I don't even want to talk to them.

[Patterson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Not Brian again.

 

 

Too late he got it for that one.

 

Don't you hate it when you go for a physical and the Doctor has both hands on your shoulders, then starts singing?

[STEVE-O]

dont you hate it when you are on the freeway with no exit for ten miles and you just used your last safety fart???

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