How do you wipe your Ass?

[Clifford Automotive]

Front to Back

 

Back to Front

 

Having a debate over this...

[Sparky]

Bottom to top.

[evan9381]

Bottom to top.

 

+1. and its funny this comes up. pretty similar question on another forum im on a couple years ago...

 

http://www.elantraxd.com/forums/showthread.php?26403-Sitter-or-stander-upper&highlight=sitter+downer

[phil]

Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs

[AngryBMW]

Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs

 

This.

 

And, who the fuck wipes between the legs? As in...reaches inbetween and wipes front to back? Gross.

-Marc

[El Karacho1647545492]

i don't wipe. i like my butt mulchy.

[nismopc]

Standing up...

 

Front to Back

[macpyro2]

caption morgan stance...wipe right to left

[Not Brian]

I've been trying some new methods recently and I've found for the best cleanup I go front to back twice, back to front once, then front to back. Then I stand up and go front to back. By standing up it mushes any leftovers into one localized area for that last clean sweep. You'd be surprised how much brown you can pickup by doing that even if you think you're good.

[evan9381]

with a loofa

 

fixed.

[Farkas]

Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs

 

Because I don't have a Vagina to worry about.

[sol740]

Babywipe for mess, front to back TP for cleanup.

 

FRESH.

[phil]

Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs

[zeitgeist57]

Bidet?

[unfunnyryan]

i usually call mitch or trowa and they come eat it off

[Rob1647545496]

both

[BBQdDude]

Side to side.

[RC K9]

Side to side.

 

+1

[Dan1647545506]

i just call the dog, he usually does a pretty good job.

[SpaceGhost]

I drag my ass on the carpet with my legs in the air.

[FourString]

Bidet?

 

Quick, easy, and paperless. Fucking win.

 

Front to back, potentially using the whole roll until everything is clean.

[Putty]

Where's the both option?

[Guest tbutera2112]

I drag my ass on the carpet with my legs in the air.

 

[ImUrOBGYN]

Front to back while sitting for maximum cleaning. Standing doesn't allow you as easy access and pushes poop against your cheeks. At least wipe for bulk, then stand if that's your thing. Sometimes, I'll even wet some tp as I'm finishing up to be sure it's squeaky clean, then some dry tp to finish up. If anything I overwipe. Can't buy that heavyduty wipe or I'll clog a toilet from too much wiping. Every other piss I take I do a quick wipe sometimes if I gotta sweaty butt or something. I'm a clean freak.

[Wease]

Lift cock and balls, back to front.