How do you wipe your Ass?

[schmuckingham]

I drag my ass on the carpet with my legs in the air.

 

concrete driveway works best

[87GT]

I take a shower and watch it run down my legs into the drain.

[wagner]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/thrusting_lady.gif

[Clifford Automotive]

Come on Back to Fronters, I need to even this out some!

[ImUrOBGYN]

Oh, and for your 'stand and wipers', you've obviously never been in jail or something similar like the military.

[RedRocket1647545505]

Lift cock and balls, back to front.

 

This.

 

I also can't stand to poo with my pants holding my legs together. One leg has to be free. Been that way since I can remember.

 

Back to front crew.

[SpaceGhost]

I'm ambidextrous since the accident in 07.

[SpaceGhost]

Oh and ever since I had a kid, Baby wipes stay on the grocery list.

[Buckeye1647545503]

I do it sam and dovers way... With hundreds

[LS_Sonoma]

perched on branch right above your ridez

[V8 Beast]

I do back to front and use dryer sheets to avoid static build up.

[Guest mitsumodder]

front to back, back to front, repeat till clean

[Habitual Sinner]

I sometimes hang my ass out the window on the highway and let it blow onto the blue Hyundai in the slow lane. Edited July 30, 2010 by Habitual Sinner

[Mowgli1647545497]

damn this thread about got me killed at work I had to strain so hard not to laugh

[Xyster101]

Humm. . what about all you Boy Scouts out there. In the woods? Gotta find that big ass leaf, otherwise you end up with a pine cone.

[SpaceGhost]

Humm. . what about all you Boy Scouts out there. In the woods? Gotta find that big ass leaf, otherwise you end up with a pine cone.

 

Last time I was a boy scout I remember, "be prepared", I always brought TP.

[Kevin R.]

 

I also can't stand to poo with my pants holding my legs together. One leg has to be free. Been that way since I can remember.

 

 

Hahahahaha

 

I can just imagine shitting in the stall next to you and seeing one leg, shoe off, outside of your pants.

 

Too much work. And back to front is fucking weird....

[RedRocket1647545505]

Hahahahaha

 

I can just imagine shitting in the stall next to you and seeing one leg, shoe off, outside of your pants.

 

Too much work. And back to front is fucking weird....

 

Feels good, man.

[Kevin R.]

Feels good, man.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__FIaozgXAJA/SnXYz_7ZJLI/AAAAAAAAAAw/A5l5raEaXnM/s1600/FEELS%2BGOOD%2BMAN%2BDOG%2BTEXT.jpg

[TTQ B4U]

Oh and ever since I had a kid, Baby wipes stay on the grocery list.

 

^^ this. if you don't have kids, you won't understand it as well, but ^^ this

[I Eat Rice]

Defently front to back unless I know im going to be with a dirty girl that like sucking on my balls later that night that I dont care for. Then I oppt for the back to front so I can laugh while she is at work on the boys and she has no clue why I'm laughing and when she asks "whats so funny" I respond with oh it just tickles....

 

Oh, and for your 'stand and wipers', you've obviously never been in jail

 

+1

[verse]

Back to front. Standing up just makes it push all together and makes a mess. If you wipe efficiently there is no way it makes it even near your balls.

[jetta2NV]

Back to front. Standing up just makes it push all together and makes a mess. If you wipe efficiently there is no way it makes it even near your balls.

 

x2, i didn't even know people wiped front to back. I've always wiped back to front and it works just fine.