TTQ B4U Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 So I wake up this morning to what seems like should be any normal Monday. Only to find my kids fucked with my alarm clock so I'm up even earlier than expected on a weekend we already fell back. I go let the dogs outside and make coffee. Our Patches (white dog) comes in and he's got a dark foot. Normally doesn't. Good God he stepped in a fresh piles of shit. Bath time. Fuck it, I'm up early. Morning goes on and wife is about to take the kids to school and I'm off to work. Nope. Van has another flat tire (I just bought a whole new set) a few months ago. At this point I'm about read to go back to bed. Wife goes to drive the MS3. Heck with it, weather is nice, who cares. She comes back after dropping the kids off all sorry. Why? Oh shit.....what did you do to the car. She put a cup a coffee on the floor. I decide to just call it a day and take off. Wife takes the company car, goes to work while I clean up the MS3 and take the van to the dealer. I go get my hair cut, come home. Fuck!!!! No garage door opener. :mad: It's in the van, the other is on my Fusion Key ring the wife has. No big deal.....only the key pad has a dead battery. Another trip to the dealer and back. FFWD to tonight. Dinner time. Wife has like 3 items I need to get at the store. OK...off my ass which is finally resting to get 3 items....yes a honey do list. Come home and go upstairs to the sitting room so I can lay down to watch TV in peace only to smell something....Dinner burning...FUCK ME!! :mad: Pork chops up in smoke. First time she burns something and it involves a great meal I was waiting on and that I wasted a trip to the store to make. Kids are bitchy as it's now 6:00 and blood sugar levels are dropping. Great...time for carry out. Head up to PF Changes, wait 30 minutes for carry out....after calling it in. On the way out, a dumb ass kid on a skateboard slams into me killing my food. My blood sugar and adrenaline boiling inside me, I calmly walk in and place another order. Kid is cool, offers to pay, but the mgr comps it. Finally a good thing today! 20 minutes later I come home to the kids telling me the dog pissed on the treadmill. WTF!! Don't ask...... I eat dinner, cold....and last after cleaning up the treadmill. True story, come here to post on CR and my PC is locked up. FUCK ME TODAY!!! I swear it's been the worst day in a very long time. Hope your day was better. I'm having a beer now, but I'm sure I'll get food poisoning and puke it up in the next few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Because I can't post more than 15 pics in one single post :doh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVRINGS Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 That sucks... If you have an Xbox you need some Black Ops for sure to take it out on everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Without the bad, we'd never appreciate the good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Anyone ever see the movie "Best in Show"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianZ06 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 For a day off work you kept busy. Tomorrow is another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Without the bad, we'd never appreciate the good. QFT "Every Stain Has a Story" is how it was told to me prior to having kids. It's all good......for the past hour or so Prolly won't sleep tonight either. Always hope for a roll in the hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Morals of this story: 1. Don't get married 2. Don't have kids 3. Pets are a pain in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 damn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 I say let the wife have it extra hard tonight, take it out on her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 I say let the wife have it extra hard tonight, take it out on her! This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Stay away from me, I don't need any of that;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Hmm, I had the day off and wasn't nearly as bad: - Spent a few hours in the basement, cleaning/organizing. It's amazing how much shit we have. Now I just need to list a bunch of stuff on Craigslist. - Took a 2 hour nap mid-day, after having lunch and a couple cold ones. - Went out tonight and bought a nice leather sofa for our loft, so we finally have all the furniture we need to buy for up there. - Washed the shit off of my shoe that I stepped in last night at my mom's house, after visiting her last night. Whatever dog shit there must have ate a tub of glue, as the hose and a scrub brush wouldn't get it off...I had to dig at it with a freaking screw driver. Your day was worse than mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 HOLY CRAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro1647545510 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Morals of this story: 1. Don't get married 2. Don't have kids 3. Pets are a pain in the ass QFT. Sounds about right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 You've got a good life...stop bitching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 and all I can bitch about is my dog pissed on the carpet in our new house... stupid dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 All I better read from Tim this morning in this thread is his wife woke up sore, and walks funny today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 eat a dick tim. just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Definitely 'one of those days' for ya. If it makes you feel any better, your day will change after you goto sleep. I'm still going to be miserably sick later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 your monday sounds like my monday. only different events Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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