would you rather

[Patterson]

 

would you rather get your fingernails removed with a bandsaw

 

or

 

 

have the bottoms of your feet beltsanded off

 

Just the nails? I'll take that.

 

Own a slow VW

 

or

 

Broken DSM?

[Alex L.]

Broken DSM.

 

A.) Have Patterson go through the entire powdercoat process on your balls.

 

or

 

B.) Be forced to read I Eat Rice's ramblings out loud, verbatim, repetitively, for life.

[AWW$HEEET]

Balls since I support forum sponsors. Plus matte black would look sick on my sack

 

would you rather

 

go on a cruise with igor, all expenses paid

 

or

 

stay at work and take no vacation for a year.

[Alex L.]

I'm on a boat.

 

A.) Shot in the leg with a nail gun and long nail.

 

or

 

B.) Own and brag about a slow, gay BMW.

[phil]

I'm on a boat.

 

A.) Shot in the leg with a nail gun and long nail.

 

or

 

B.) Own and brag about a slow, gay BMW.

 

Brag about a slow bmw

 

Have a sick fast supra and can't drive it cuz your a red head goofball

 

Or

 

Have red hair and get made fun of everyday with a lot of toys so ull be excepted just enough to fit in

[Alex L.]

Yes.

 

A.) Vehemently defend a club sport at best.

 

or

 

B.) Sell your car because you lost to a Neon.

[mjrsplat]

i'll go with a.

 

since im a redhead with a supra, im gonna go ahead and make this next post about a certain raquetball player who hits on everyone's baby mamas in a kia.

 

would you rather

 

play raquetball and drive a kia

 

be redheaded and drive a supra

[phil]

Be a redhead with a supra, atleast ill have a supra

 

Would you rather get beat by a kia

 

Or

 

Get beat up by a racquetball player?

 

Neither makes you look any better than the other.

[AWW$HEEET]

Be a redhead with a supra, atleast ill have a supra

 

Would you rather get beat by a kia

 

Or

 

Get beat up by a racquetball player?

 

Neither makes you look any better than the other.

 

kia cause it could have a 454, and thats just straight badass.

 

would you rather:

 

be a brokedick and subsequent CR eballer

 

or

 

a millionaire and get everything you want but never get laid

[mjrsplat]

Be a redhead with a supra, atleast ill have a supra

 

Would you rather get beat by a kia

 

Or

 

Get beat up by a racquetball player?

 

Neither makes you look any better than the other.

 

neither would happen.

[phil]

neither would happen.

 

 

Please read first post and follow the rules

[phil]

kia cause it could have a 454, and thats just straight badass.

 

would you rather:

 

be a brokedick and subsequent CR eballer

 

or

 

a millionaire and get everything you want but never get laid

 

 

You can't make stipulations!!!!

 

Millionaire. Fuck cr

 

 

 

Would you rather be a cr mod

 

Or

 

Get beaten to death using abortion babies as the weapon of choice?

[mjrsplat]

cr mod

 

would you rather have a headache for a week straight

 

or

 

get to stay at the playboy mansion for a month, but if you get a boner it hurts.

[AWW$HEEET]

boner

 

would you rather own 2 badass cars and have a ton of cash but no friends

 

or

 

own one really fast car and troll all day and have friends

[Rustlestiltskin]

1 car.

 

Would you rather be Phil

 

or

 

Jeffro

[mjrsplat]

jeffro

 

would you rather

 

be duffgtp

 

or

 

be major payne

[Rustlestiltskin]

jeffro

 

would you rather

 

be duffgtp

 

or

 

be major payne

 

I'd end my life.

[mjrsplat]

ok then. /thread

[AWW$HEEET]

Duff

 

Would you rather:

 

Drown yourself in a bathtub full of cum

 

Or

 

Have phil piss in your mouth once daily for life. If you are phil responding, lt aldo raine will be pissing in your mouth.

[phil]

Duff

 

Would you rather:

 

Drown yourself in a bathtub full of cum

 

Or

 

Have phil piss in your mouth once daily for life. If you are phil responding, lt aldo raine will be pissing in your mouth.

 

 

Id suck my own dick if it was possible

[mjrsplat]

Duff

 

Would you rather:

 

Drown yourself in a bathtub full of cum

 

Or

 

Have phil piss in your mouth once daily for life. If you are phil responding, lt aldo raine will be pissing in your mouth.

 

time for a BUMP!

 

bathtub full of jizz as long as its mine.

 

would you rather

 

take a 3 hour mouth open swim twice daily for a year in a hot tank filled with all the contents pumped from port a potties around the short north area right after a gay pride festival

 

or

 

have Lt. Aldo Raine rip your genitals off with his bare hands, cook them burnt to a crisp while you watch, then spoonfeed you what isnt charred on a red hot spoon, and make you snort the rest of the charred remains of your manhood like crispy blackened dick cocaine..

[AWW$HEEET]

Dick cocaine

 

Would you rather have boiling motor oil pumped up your ass (2 gallons)

 

Or

 

Would you rather have oprahs cottage cheese snatch as your only source of food and water for a month.

[Benner]

Oprah's meat curtains

 

 

inject battery acid in your pee hole or have 50 paper cuts around the rim of your asshole then drizzled with lemon juice.

[I Eat Rice]

Oprah's meat curtains

 

 

inject battery acid in your pee hole or have 50 paper cuts around the rim of your asshole then drizzled with lemon juice.

 

Had to get back in the game esp. since my stonner ramblings were mentoned. Ill take the paper cuts and lemon juice.

 

Would you rather fall down the stairs in a drunken mess and break both of your wrists thus not letting you jerk off till your casts are off

 

OR

 

get the clap one night cheating on your girlfriend and then give them it her and have to explain to her how she got it?

[PRD2BDF]

Fall down the stairs.

 

Good thing I got long legs, I can use my feet in lieu of my hands.

 

Would you rather perform an entire film gay for pay but the pay is only 1 Wendy's 99 cents chicken nuggets

 

OR

 

Have one ugly as sin wife that likes to fuck with the lights on and wears granny panties.