Patterson Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 would you rather get your fingernails removed with a bandsaw or have the bottoms of your feet beltsanded off Just the nails? I'll take that. Own a slow VW or Broken DSM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Broken DSM. A.) Have Patterson go through the entire powdercoat process on your balls. or B.) Be forced to read I Eat Rice's ramblings out loud, verbatim, repetitively, for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Balls since I support forum sponsors. Plus matte black would look sick on my sack would you rather go on a cruise with igor, all expenses paid or stay at work and take no vacation for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I'm on a boat. A.) Shot in the leg with a nail gun and long nail. or B.) Own and brag about a slow, gay BMW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I'm on a boat. A.) Shot in the leg with a nail gun and long nail. or B.) Own and brag about a slow, gay BMW. Brag about a slow bmw Have a sick fast supra and can't drive it cuz your a red head goofball Or Have red hair and get made fun of everyday with a lot of toys so ull be excepted just enough to fit in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Yes. A.) Vehemently defend a club sport at best. or B.) Sell your car because you lost to a Neon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 i'll go with a. since im a redhead with a supra, im gonna go ahead and make this next post about a certain raquetball player who hits on everyone's baby mamas in a kia. would you rather play raquetball and drive a kia be redheaded and drive a supra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Be a redhead with a supra, atleast ill have a supra Would you rather get beat by a kia Or Get beat up by a racquetball player? Neither makes you look any better than the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Be a redhead with a supra, atleast ill have a supra Would you rather get beat by a kia Or Get beat up by a racquetball player? Neither makes you look any better than the other. kia cause it could have a 454, and thats just straight badass. would you rather: be a brokedick and subsequent CR eballer or a millionaire and get everything you want but never get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Be a redhead with a supra, atleast ill have a supra Would you rather get beat by a kia Or Get beat up by a racquetball player? Neither makes you look any better than the other. neither would happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 neither would happen. Please read first post and follow the rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 kia cause it could have a 454, and thats just straight badass. would you rather: be a brokedick and subsequent CR eballer or a millionaire and get everything you want but never get laid You can't make stipulations!!!! Millionaire. Fuck cr Would you rather be a cr mod Or Get beaten to death using abortion babies as the weapon of choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 cr mod would you rather have a headache for a week straight or get to stay at the playboy mansion for a month, but if you get a boner it hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 boner would you rather own 2 badass cars and have a ton of cash but no friends or own one really fast car and troll all day and have friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 1 car. Would you rather be Phil or Jeffro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 jeffro would you rather be duffgtp or be major payne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 jeffro would you rather be duffgtp or be major payne I'd end my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 ok then. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Duff Would you rather: Drown yourself in a bathtub full of cum Or Have phil piss in your mouth once daily for life. If you are phil responding, lt aldo raine will be pissing in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Duff Would you rather: Drown yourself in a bathtub full of cum Or Have phil piss in your mouth once daily for life. If you are phil responding, lt aldo raine will be pissing in your mouth. Id suck my own dick if it was possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Duff Would you rather: Drown yourself in a bathtub full of cum Or Have phil piss in your mouth once daily for life. If you are phil responding, lt aldo raine will be pissing in your mouth. time for a BUMP! bathtub full of jizz as long as its mine. would you rather take a 3 hour mouth open swim twice daily for a year in a hot tank filled with all the contents pumped from port a potties around the short north area right after a gay pride festival or have Lt. Aldo Raine rip your genitals off with his bare hands, cook them burnt to a crisp while you watch, then spoonfeed you what isnt charred on a red hot spoon, and make you snort the rest of the charred remains of your manhood like crispy blackened dick cocaine.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dick cocaine Would you rather have boiling motor oil pumped up your ass (2 gallons) Or Would you rather have oprahs cottage cheese snatch as your only source of food and water for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Oprah's meat curtains inject battery acid in your pee hole or have 50 paper cuts around the rim of your asshole then drizzled with lemon juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Oprah's meat curtains inject battery acid in your pee hole or have 50 paper cuts around the rim of your asshole then drizzled with lemon juice. Had to get back in the game esp. since my stonner ramblings were mentoned. Ill take the paper cuts and lemon juice. Would you rather fall down the stairs in a drunken mess and break both of your wrists thus not letting you jerk off till your casts are off OR get the clap one night cheating on your girlfriend and then give them it her and have to explain to her how she got it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Fall down the stairs. Good thing I got long legs, I can use my feet in lieu of my hands. Would you rather perform an entire film gay for pay but the pay is only 1 Wendy's 99 cents chicken nuggets OR Have one ugly as sin wife that likes to fuck with the lights on and wears granny panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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