I Eat Rice Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Ill take the ugly wife for sure. Would you rather get to have repeated sex with Megan Fox but after every time you have to spend the next day taking it up the ass by her with a strap on Or be married to a hot chick but she is deaf and every time you have sex she sounds like a retard when she screams, moans bla bla ba ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 The deaf girl simply because I'm deaf too so ha! Your significant other with a strap-on modeled after a walrus's dick up your bum with spit as lube OR the Ghost pepper rubbed in your eyes, and pee-pee. BTW The ghost pepper is the hottest pepper in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 The deaf girl simply because I'm deaf too so ha! Your significant other with a strap-on modeled after a walrus's dick up your bum with spit as lube OR the Ghost pepper rubbed in your eyes, and pee-pee. BTW The ghost pepper is the hottest pepper in the world Touche... I didnt know that now I feel like I disserve a 2x4 to the face... I will take the strap on at least Im being offered lube with that and the pepper could make you blind and you dick no longer want to work... Would you rather take punches to the face bare knuckled from Chuck Lidell for an hour straight OR be tortued in the form of being under constant flow of water and be shocked with a car battery but if you make it through 24 hrs of it your released and can spend the rest of your life with Scharlet Johanson happily married and have 3 kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Touche... I didnt know that now I feel like I disserve a 2x4 to the face... I will take the strap on at least Im being offered lube with that and the pepper could make you blind and you dick no longer want to work... Would you rather take punches to the face bare knuckled from Chuck Lidell for an hour straight OR be tortued in the form of being under constant flow of water and be shocked with a car battery but if you make it through 24 hrs of it your released and can spend the rest of your life with Scharlet Johanson happily married and have 3 kids... Chuck lidell, fuck marriage and electric shock Would you rather Get fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy 2x a day for a year straight using 80 grit sandpaper as a condom and your blood as lube Or have a pack of wolves chew your dick, toes, nipples, ears, and asshole off, make a full recovery thru a series of painful surgeries paid for by a fat smelly Mexican and have to become his sex slave for the next 6 months to pay him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Chuck lidell, fuck marriage and electric shock Would you rather Get fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy 2x a day for a year straight using 80 grit sandpaper as a condom and your blood as lube Or have a pack of wolves chew your dick, toes, nipples, ears, and asshole off, make a full recovery thru a series of painful surgeries paid for by a fat smelly Mexican and have to become his sex slave for the next 6 months to pay him off. Some of you have serious issues or just really strange hobby's / fantasies... NEITHER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Would you rather play with Magic johnson in a barbed wire play thing OR Be a Douche for a woman who has blue waffle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 id rather be the douche. Chuck lidell, fuck marriage and electric shock Would you rather Get fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy 2x a day for a year straight using 80 grit sandpaper as a condom and your blood as lube Or have a pack of wolves chew your dick, toes, nipples, ears, and asshole off, make a full recovery thru a series of painful surgeries paid for by a fat smelly Mexican and have to become his sex slave for the next 6 months to pay him off. someone has to answer this. dont be a bunch of pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Would you rather. Acquire a shitty weekend project car. or Acquire a family transportation vehicle for the wife and kids. http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/1299543565681s.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Would you rather. Acquire a shitty weekend project car. or Acquire a family transportation vehicle for the wife and kids. http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/1299543565681s.jpg Id acquire project car with the money that I have earned and make the bitch get her own damn car... Would you rather get your ass beat like Rodney King by a bunch of cops one night when you were drunk and not really doing anything wrong Or try to commit sucide and fail terribly and still be alive and have to live with that for the rest of your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Id acquire project car with the money that I have earned and make the bitch get her own damn car... Would you rather get your ass beat like Rodney King by a bunch of cops one night when you were drunk and not really doing anything wrong Or try to commit sucide and fail terribly and still be alive and have to live with that for the rest of your life? Get my ass beat. Especially, since I'm assuming I've fucked something up on me physically or at least mentally. Would you rather have a dick on your forehead Or No dick at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Get my ass beat. Especially, since I'm assuming I've fucked something up on me physically or at least mentally. Would you rather have a dick on your forehead Or No dick at all? Dick on the forehead. That way you can fuck her ass and lick her twat at the same time. Would you rather be a man with DD tits or be a woman with a 10 inch cockk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Woman. Can make some good money. Would you rather endure an I am Legend pandemic Or The Bee Gees and ABBA play a private concert eternally for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 I'll take the concert Would you rather Get fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy 2x a day for a year straight using 80 grit sandpaper as a condom and your blood as lube Or have a pack of wolves chew your dick, toes, nipples, ears, and asshole off, make a full recovery thru a series of painful surgeries paid for by a fat smelly Mexican and have to become his sex slave for the next 6 months to pay him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 I'll take the concert Would you rather Get fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy 2x a day for a year straight using 80 grit sandpaper as a condom and your blood as lube Or have a pack of wolves chew your dick, toes, nipples, ears, and asshole off, make a full recovery thru a series of painful surgeries paid for by a fat smelly Mexican and have to become his sex slave for the next 6 months to pay him off. You're sick. The concert?? I swear you just used these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 You're sick. The concert?? I swear you just used these. Nobody answered them yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Would you rather take 4 hits of acid and get droped out of a plane or Go on a 3 weeks acid trip non stop and try to live your life normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 you must answer the prior ? Welcome to the fucking Failboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Would you rather take 4 hits of acid and get droped out of a plane or Go on a 3 weeks acid trip non stop and try to live your life normal 3wk acid trip. That would almost beat my record. Would you rather suck me and I fuck you or I fuck you and you suck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 The deaf girl simply because I'm deaf too so ha! Your significant other with a strap-on modeled after a walrus's dick up your bum with spit as lube OR the Ghost pepper rubbed in your eyes, and pee-pee. BTW The ghost pepper is the hottest pepper in the world What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 3wk acid trip. That would almost beat my record. Would you rather suck me and I fuck you or I fuck you and you suck me. I fuck you and you suck me. Would you rather Be zeefag Be Badazgsx Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 I fuck you and you suck me. Would you rather Be zeefag Be Badazgsx Discuss. Whichever one spends the least amount of time with you. Would you rather spend an afternoon having in depth life conversations with mjrsplat or Take a belt sander to the nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 belt sander to the nuts would you rather get shot in the gooch with a 12 guage? or would you rather get uppercutted in the taint by brock lesnar twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 belt sander to the nuts would you rather get shot in the gooch with a 12 guage? or would you rather get uppercutted in the taint by brock lesnar twice? uppercutted in the taint by brock lesnar twice. Be rich, good looking, and have every woman you meet want to fuck you....but you have a tiny dick that goes limp every time a woman touches it. or be poor, ugly and dirty, and every woman you meet looks at you with disgust no matter what you do and will never have sex with you....but you have a large fully functioning penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 You can fix ED, you cant fix being a poor ugly fuck. Be a pc or a mac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 PC FUCK MAC would you rather have aids or would you rather be jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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