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rite foot

 

 

would you rather have you toe nails pulled off one at a time slowly every time they grew back

 

or

 

have your balls waxed everytime a pube grew

 

Oh Ill take the waxing. Girls like it when you keep it tidy down there anyways...

 

Would you rather take it up the ass from R Kelly and have him piss in your mouth after he is done

 

Or

 

let your chick use anal beeds on you when you are having sex and keep in mind your chick will prob be a loud mouth so she is going to tell everyone?

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Oh Ill take the waxing. Girls like it when you keep it tidy down there anyways...

 

Would you rather take it up the ass from R Kelly and have him piss in your mouth after he is done

 

Or

 

let your chick use anal beeds on you when you are having sex and keep in mind your chick will prob be a loud mouth so she is going to tell everyone?

 

 

 

ill take the beeds, i can always lie:p

 

 

 

 

 

would you rather get the aids infection injected in you with a needle

 

or

 

 

enter a 10 man gangbang ( no aids)

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No AIDS gangbang.

 

A.) Get your dick halfway cut off with a circular saw, forced to tear it the rest of the way off. You have no tools, no pain relief.

 

or

 

B.) Gallagher sets up two cinder blocks, takes a 10lb sledge, and systematically breaks your bones in order of large-to-small.

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No AIDS gangbang.

 

A.) Get your dick halfway cut off with a circular saw, forced to tear it the rest of the way off. You have no tools, no pain relief.

 

or

 

B.) Gallagher sets up two cinder blocks, takes a 10lb sledge, and systematically breaks your bones in order of large-to-small.

 

Gallagher

 

Would you rather fuck your mother, get her pregnant, then explain to your father that he's a grandfather and a step dad at the same time

 

Or

 

 

Wake up in a dark room, and someone is pounding your asshole with a fucking ping pong paddle for 10 hrs!!!

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bill oreiley

 

would you rather get drugged taken to a donkey show and pounded then left for dead in the desert, only to be run over by a baja 1000 truck

 

or

 

would you rather be put in a sealed container thats slowly filling with water that will drown you in a week

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bill oreiley

 

would you rather get drugged taken to a donkey show and pounded then left for dead in the desert, only to be run over by a baja 1000 truck

 

or

 

would you rather be put in a sealed container thats slowly filling with water that will drown you in a week

 

 

that sounds horrible either way but ill take. Option A u may live

 

 

Would you rather be beating by a group of hechmen with bats and crow bars, but kept alive then burried with old bannas and a knife

Or

 

Get the james bonds torture ( sat in a chair nakes with the seat cut out, and have your balls abused with a hammer attched on a rope device.) The difference is your not james bond and your not getting out of it. And when then get bored with that, they stretch you out by your limbs until your detached.

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that sounds horrible either way but ill take. Option A u may live

 

 

Would you rather be beating by a group of hechmen with bats and crow bars, but kept alive then burried with old bannas and a knife

Or

 

Get the james bonds torture ( sat in a chair nakes with the seat cut out, and have your balls abused with a hammer attched on a rope device.) The difference is your not james bond and your not getting out of it. And when then get bored with that, they stretch you out by your limbs until your detached.

 

Ill take the beating with bats and bars... Thats bullshit I was going to use the Casino Royal refrence too.

 

 

Would you rather go one on one with a rabid 80lb german shepard to the death

 

Or

 

have to drink your own piss for an extended period of time as a means of staying alive even though you dont know the outcome at the time?

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Ill take the beating with bats and bars... Thats bullshit I was going to use the Casino Royal refrence too.

 

 

Would you rather go one on one with a rabid 80lb german shepard to the death

 

Or

 

have to drink your own piss for an extended period of time as a means of staying alive even though you dont know the outcome at the time?

 

 

ill take the dog on

 

 

would you rather wake up next to a dead body every day with fresh stinch

 

or

 

make love to a dead fetus once a wk

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ill take the dog on

 

 

would you rather wake up next to a dead body every day with fresh stinch

 

or

 

make love to a dead fetus once a wk

 

Ill get wasted and rock the fetus once a week. Wow that one was a little out there ha ha ha.

 

Would you rather be tied to a bed naked, have your mouth tapped shut, your eyes covered, be injected with cyrstal meth and forced to listen to a cd skipping for days...

 

Or

 

 

have your tongue cut off in thirds with a swiss army knife?

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meth

 

would you rather eat one dog terd with every meal til you die

 

or

 

would you rather do to jail every other year until you die.

 

 

bring on the dog terds

 

 

 

would you rather have diaherrea everytime you hear the word fag

 

or

 

slip and fall in dog shit once a day (face first)

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diarrhea

 

 

 

get banged by a bedpost or get deepthroated by a narwhal

 

 

 

fuck....... narwhal :(

 

 

 

be smothered by a 900 lb woman who cant get off of you

 

or

 

have your head shoved up a mans ass and have the ability to get out, after he shits enough to lube your head out

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How do you get buttfucked in the mouth?

 

Either way I'll take the hemmoroid.

 

Kick an innocent puppy

 

or

 

smack an innocent toddler

 

I couldn't do that to a dog.

 

smack an innocent toddler.

 

 

Flick the tip on this, the orange part:

http://www.delux-rental.com/images/product_images/Kerosene%20Heaters.jpg

 

or

 

be shot with a railgun

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i'll go for the slap shot provided i am wearing proper gear. chicks would feel bad and id get my threesome anyway.

 

would you rather eat the intestines of your dead family dog that died from a white castle overdose, or jam a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire up your pee hole.

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No ones ever gotten famous for licking anything....wait

 

Would you rather

 

Shoot your first born

 

or

 

Get your dick chopped off for contemplating thinking about shooting your first born.

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