Official Football 2011 Thread

[LJ]

Look there is that awesome Miller accuracy

[Dr. Pomade]

What exactly did we do in bowl preparation?

 

Work on special teams? Um, no.

 

New offensive plays? Um, don't think so.

 

This game is starting to remind me of the 2006 game.

[Dr. Pomade]

We inexplicably abandoned the run.

 

We inexplicably have less offensive range after having a month to prepare than when we did for the Michigan game with only a week to prepare.

 

We inexplicably keep finding ways of keeping Braxton in the pocket after he's been sacked 6 times.

 

This is inexplicable.

[Dr. Pomade]

And we can't even get the team's names written in the end zones? What hacks are putting on this game? Field looks like shit.

[stangsn95gt]

INEXPLICABLE

[Dr. Pomade]

Awesome spot.

 

Guy gets tackled a yard short of marker.

 

LOOKS LIKE A FIRST DOWN TO ME MOVE THE CHAINS

[LJ]

We inexplicably abandoned the run.

 

We inexplicably have less offensive range after having a month to prepare than when we did for the Michigan game with only a week to prepare.

 

We inexplicably keep finding ways of keeping Braxton in the pocket after he's been sacked 6 times.

 

This is inexplicable.

 

It's one of those games where things started out OK, then when Bollman thinks he is being different, it just results in a loss, when he finds something that works, he doesnt call it again. When something works, OSU turns the ball over.

[Dr. Pomade]

Ohio State may not get the ball back. Florida looks completely capable of running out these last 8 minutes.

[Dr. Pomade]

Jordan Hall - let's see if he bounces off force shield at 20.

[99BlownYellowGT]

Lets run the ball down 14

[Dr. Pomade]

Third down - let's hope we don't spike it.

[Dr. Pomade]

Only overthrew Posey by five yards that time. IMPROVING

[Dr. Pomade]

We are punting?

[1fynz]

This thread is more entertaining than the game. Only watching game to get this thread's jokes at this point.

[Dr. Pomade]

Whatever, just end this fucking game already.

 

Our defense has given up a total of 10 points. That's solid. No way we should ever lose a game when our defense has only given up 10 points with only 5 minutes left in a game.

[sol740]

SEC taking the B1G to the woodshed.

[Dr. Pomade]

I hope we don't waste any of our timeouts stopping the clock and leaving time for us. Because the clock doesn't stop in college on a first down.

 

WAIT A MINUTE

[LJ]

I hope we don't waste any of our timeouts stopping the clock and leaving time for us. Because the clock doesn't stop in college on a first down.

 

WAIT A MINUTE

 

Starts again when ball is set

[LJ]

extremely discouraging "DURR" look on Miller's face on the sidelines

[Dr. Pomade]

Hey I think they should show that kickoff return for a TD again. If the TV audience hasn't seen it 509 times then it hasn't been shown enough if you ask me.

[Dr. Pomade]

Starts again when ball is set

 

I know, I was being sarcastic.

 

I thought Ohio State should have used time outs to save the clock.

[99BlownYellowGT]

Well Hall just made a nice play

[Dr. Pomade]

Jordan Hall, posturing like a boss.

 

Someone please tell him we're still down by a touchdown, there's only a minute left, and Florida is in a prevent defense.

[Dr. Pomade]

Wow, we haven't lost 7 games in a season since 1897? Holy fuck.

 

Oh well, there goes that record.

[Dr. Pomade]

Dear Diary,

 

Thanks for being there for me. We had a lot of good times. Well, like one or two. Mostly they were just bad. Oh well. There's always next year.

 

Bye,

John