Not Brian Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Why can't fish ride bicycles? because they're fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Where do all the one legged waitress' work . . . . . . . . . . . . IHOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 A man walks into a bar . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . . .. His alcoholism is killing his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 What do you do with a dead Chemist? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Barium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 What's the last thing you do to a paraplegic waitress? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tip her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbracing81 Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Why can't mexicans be firefighters? . . . . . . . Because they can't tell Jose from hose B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 A man walks into a bar . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . . .. His alcoholism is killing his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Three guys walk into a bar. . . . . . The fourth one ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 What's the difference between a genius and an idiot? . . . . . . . . . One is a genius and the other one is an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Paul runs into a bar with his hand full of dog sh!t. He screams... . . . . . . . . . . . **LOOK!** Look what I almost stepped into! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 What's the hardest part about eating a vegitable? . . . . . . . The wheelchair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeeAreEx Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 What's the hardest part about eating a vegitable? . . . . . . . The wheelchair. Ahahaahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 What do you call 2 Mexican's playing basketball? . . . . . . . . . . . Juan on Juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball? . . . . . . . . . . . . Juan on Juan What do you call 2 Mexican's playing basketball? . . . . . . . . . . . Juan on Juan :dumb: Edited November 16, 2012 by Rustlestiltskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyster101 Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 What does a fish say when it swims into concrete? . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Dam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyster101 Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Why do migets laugh when they play soccer? . . . . . . . . . . The grass tickles their balls Why do farts stink? . . . . . . .. . . so deaf people can enjoy them too? What is the definition of a fart? . . . . .. . . Your body blowing little bits of shit in the air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPFSTheFett Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 What do you call a 2010 mustang GT that lost a street race? . . . . . . . . . Got died (ls_sonoma) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 :dumb: Haha didn't read the entire thread, lesson learned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lean Beef PLEASE POST PICTURES OF YOUR TERD TUNNEL..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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