CRed05 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Driving to work on 23N this morning in the left lane when I come up to a black Dodge Charger going slower than I am. I get in the right lane, pass him, go back into the left lane a car length or 2 in front of him because of traffic in the right lane. Bro decides that I did something wrong and speeds up to ride my ass throwing his arms up in the air. Couple minutes later I'm back in the right lane when I see him go flying by, passing people in the left median, kicking up rocks and shit that was hitting my car all the way over in the right lane. That's also when I noticed it must have been a V6 with an exhaust cause it sounded like shit, and he had some cheap ass aftermarket wheels on the car. I catch up to him at a red light, pull next to him and decided that I'm going to make it known to him that he "drives like a douchebag in that piece of shit dodge". He then calls me a faggot and asked if I wanted to pull over, to which I reply "I'd love to but I need to get to work". Before I could get the last part of the sentence out, he takes off like a bat out of hell, swerving left and right within his lane (perhaps to show off his sweet handling skills?) and pulls into the gas station. I just laughed, and I'm definitely not JELLY. That's my story, thanks for reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 A case of unfounded road rage. Some people get upset when simply being overtaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Traffic does stupid shit to people, IQ points drop faster then the resale value on that junk as V6 Charger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Fat Pig V6's LOL! Oh wait..... Left lane blockers have been very abundant in Cbus lately it seems. Nearly every day at some point this week, I've had to do the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Funny thing is, traffic was not heavy at all. I wasn't even upset that he was in the left lane going slower than me because I was moving pretty quick and he wasn't going that slow either. I think it's just a case of him thinking his shit is sweet and he's going to show everyone just how sweet it is by driving like an asshat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Lol he called you a phaggot then wanted to pepper ur angus by having you pull over And engage with him in a friendly game of fisticuffs. U R JELLY of his alphaness lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Fat Pig V6's LOL! Oh wait..... Left lane blockers have been very abundant in Cbus lately it seems. Nearly every day at some point this week, I've had to do the same thing. Ive noticed this to. Maybe im just paying attention more or maybe they have gotten worse, but i read an atricle about a week ago about this crap and how some states are cracking down, it seemed to piss people off that believed its just another lane. Maybe these idiots are out to prove their point? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Ive noticed this to. Maybe im just paying attention more or maybe they have gotten worse, but i read an atricle about a week ago about this crap and how some states are cracking down, it seemed to piss people off that believed its just another lane. Maybe these idiots are out to prove their point? Lol OHIO DOESNT NEED MORE LAWS TO VIOLATE MY RIGHTS DONT TREAD ON ME BLARGHGGHGHGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 IMO, the "fast lane" doesnt exist between worthington and delaware on 23. Too many exits on both side of the road. That aside, dude sounds like a chode. Passing on the median is never okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 That aside, dude sounds like a chode. Passing on the median is never okay. I didn't think this was actually a thing but I've seen it happen twice in the last couple weeks. Fucking crazies are out in force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 I swear I've seen that plate before. Anyone know an impatient asshat with a black Audi and painted green wheels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwg2189 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 I can't wait to tell this story to my grandchildren. 10/10 would read again. Made my entire day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 I guess I should change my plate to UMADBRO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Is it racist if whenever I hear "u jelly?" I think of an Asian voice like the dude from the hangover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Someone going slow in the left lane then getting jelly when you pass on the right? THAT NEVER HAPPENS IN OHIO. Next time pee on his rims to show your dominance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Will do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 I swear I've seen that plate before. Anyone know an impatient asshat with a black Audi and painted green wheels? Older Audi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Freaking pisses me off when I go to pass someone doing this and they try to speed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Freaking pisses me off when I go to pass someone doing this and they try to speed up. You must spend a lot of your time pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 You must spend a lot of your time pissed off. He does. Not sure what year Audi but not a new one. Don't even recall the model. Girlfriend came in awhile back after stopping at the drivethru atm at Chase near the house. Guy was laying on his horn behind her after literally just pulling up. All she was doing was getting some cash. (Something tells me he may've been less aggressive if it weren't a woman in a RAV.) I guess everyone has their bad days. Anyway, she describes the car and I immediately start laughing and ask her how she's never seen that exact car around the corner and a few houses down everytime you leave the neighborhood. And that's it. That's the entire story. Not as riveting as the OP's but there ya go. I don't think I've ever even seen the guy, just the hard to miss (unless it's your gf) car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 You must spend a lot of your time pissed off. Fortunately in the RX-7 I can't tell if they are trying to do this or not, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Hey bruh, don't be so jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHemiDude Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Freud would opine that it all boils down to penis size. Then again, he was a pretty fucked-up dude himself. And not all Dodge automotive models are "pieces of shit". Just the V6 ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 And not all Dodge automotive models are "pieces of shit". Just the gasoline ones. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 That's why when I pass somebody I'll make sure they'll never catch up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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