College Football Thread 2016/2017 v2.0

[Lauren]

Looks like a Bama vs Clemson rematch

[Rustlestiltskin]

  Lauren said:

Looks like a Bama vs Clemson rematch

 

Wanna bet a 6month ban on that twinkle toes?

[Lauren]

Ohio st hasn't played anyone with a dynamic offense such as Clemson. I'm actually really interested in watching the Clemson buckeye game. The Washington Bama game is gonna be a snooze fest

[LJ]

I only thought Clemson would be 4 so they could get the rematch ratings in the first round.

[MattKatz]

  Dr. Pomade said:

5/10 = 50 percent

 

7/15 = 47 percent

 

I'm not sure what math you use, but my cheat sheet here shows that 47 is less than 50

 

I need a like button for this....I was reading his post and feeling semi retarded for a minute as my brain processed the simple math and was like....Ugh....Dude....Thats LESS. :dumb:

[MattKatz]

  Lauren said:

Ohio st hasn't played anyone with a dynamic offense such as Clemson. I'm actually really interested in watching the Clemson buckeye game. The Washington Bama game is gonna be a snooze fest

 

Feel free to put your ass on the line for 6 months then..you talk the talk but cant even lift a fucking foot. Seriously.

[Lauren]

So what's the bet. Break it down.

[LJ]

  ForceFed said:

I need a like button for this....I was reading his post and feeling semi retarded for a minute as my brain processed the simple math and was like....Ugh....Dude....Thats LESS. :dumb:

 

Ugh...dude.... No such thing as a .5 completion

[LJ]

  Lauren said:

Ohio st hasn't played anyone with a dynamic offense such as Clemson. I'm actually really interested in watching the Clemson buckeye game. The Washington Bama game is gonna be a snooze fest

 

OklAhoma is very comparable

[Dr. Pomade]

  LJ said:

I only thought Clemson would be 4 so they could get the rematch ratings in the first round.

 

But you get rematch of Ohio State - Clemson from a couple of years ago, which is nice.

 

That game was the only game Ohio State has ever lost in its history when scoring 35 points or more.

[Dr. Pomade]

  Lauren said:

Ohio st hasn't played anyone with a dynamic offense such as Clemson. I'm actually really interested in watching the Clemson buckeye game. The Washington Bama game is gonna be a snooze fest

 

Yes because Oklahoma can't score points and neither can Michigan, Penn State, or Wisconsin.

[Dr. Pomade]

No defense = dynamic offenses

 

see, for example: B12, ACC. Pac

[LJ]

  Dr. Pomade said:

But you get rematch of Ohio State - Clemson from a couple of years ago, which is nice.

 

That game was the only game Ohio State has ever lost in its history when scoring 35 points or more.

 

Of course. I just figured the committee would go for the $ with the recency bias of the average casual fan

[Lauren]

  Dr. Pomade said:

Yes because Oklahoma can't score points and neither can Michigan, Penn State, or Wisconsin.

 

If you think PennST whisky or Michigan is on the same level as Clemson regarding offense you are smoking crack.

[Dr. Pomade]

  LJ said:

Of course. I just figured the committee would go for the $ with the recency bias of the average casual fan

 

No, the committee called me this morning and I suggested they go with Clemson - Ohio State, so that's how it shook out.

[Dr. Pomade]

  Lauren said:

If you think PennST whisky or Michigan is on the same level as Clemson regarding offense you are smoking crack.

 

Last night Clemson amassed 470 total yards. Last night Penn State amassed 435 total yards.

 

Last night Watson went 23 of 34 for 288 yards and 3 TDs and 1 INT. Last night McSorely went 22 of 31 for 384 yards and 4 TDs and 0 INT.

 

Yes, it's clear Penn State isn't even close to being as dynamic as Clemson. Where's the crack pipe again?

[Lauren]

That's one game bro. And how about that awesome big ten defense giving up all those yards and TD's

[Dr. Pomade]

Because dynamic offense bro I think I covered that already

[Aaron]

He's like the geeto of football...

[DKilbourne]

  Aaron said:

He's like the geeto of football...

 

I am still trying to figure out why anyone gives either of them the time of day on here. All you have to do is not comment and they get to troll and argue with themselves. Easy enough.

[Rustlestiltskin]

  Aaron said:

He's like the geeto of football...

 

Couldn't be any more accurate.

[criitter7]

  DKilbourne said:

I am still trying to figure out why anyone gives either of them the time of day on here. All you have to do is not comment and they get to troll and argue with themselves. Easy enough.

 

What else are suppose to spend the day doing?

[Buckeye 6.0]

Why does anyone even respond to this chick Lauren? Biggest troll ever.

[Not Brian]

  Buckeye 6.0 said:

this chick Lauren

 

lol

[Geeesammy]

Does lauren do exotic dancing?