Cypress Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 SQUID PURITY TESThttp://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I think I've seen this before, but I still haven't done it because it's 115 questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 cypress, i'm disappointed in you. How can you even suggest that us ADD motorcycle riders take a 115 question test to figure out if we're squids or not, when all you have to do is ask?examples:Moose riding my bike back: squidKid who wants to run from the cops: squidOR people who attended the parade: temporarily squids.I don't need 115 questions to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Wow you really cut that way down, you should be an engineer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 my eyes hurt from the strange color waa waa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Your score indicates that you are a complete fool with no sense of responsibility of propriety, and a glaring discredit to their genre Only had the patience to answer 20 questions:nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I think I've seen this before, but I still haven't done it because it's 115 questions!+1 i started answering the questions and got to 20 and asked how long is this thing? then noticed it was 115 questiones and said screw that idea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I'm at work, I have time for this crap. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.Sure, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruss Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) bwahahaha#You think you can outrun[a] a police paddy-wagon. a police cruiser.[c] a police pursuit car.[d] a motorola.sound familiar???????and how many times have I seen this: You decide to make your mark on the net. So you:[a] post something about riding a "spout" bike.btw: Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form? meh to many questions and i had to finish so I could leave work Edited July 8, 2009 by gruss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Easy questionDo you ride a Honda VFRa) Yesb) A what?if A you are not a squid. I swear squids are repelled by those bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Squid Test Evaluation So far, 13577 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 72 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47. A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?... sounds about right, but I don't know about "way too" narcissistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo810 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 The test sucks. I found there was no correct answer for many of the qestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 So far, 13579 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 69 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.This test is FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted July 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 The test sucks. I found there was no correct answer for many of the qestions. What? Were you seriously staking everything on this one test? If so...maybe you should go study some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 So far, 13579 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 69 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.This test is FAILits okay, I only gotten 3 more points than you, so yeah the test is WAY wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost1888 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 This test is stupid and I want all the time I wasted on it back! I did read every question but didn't answer them all. Some I did answer were answers closest to what I would say or do but not exact. So far, 13583 people have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. The last grade was 64 (from 0 to 100), and 21 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. This score indicates that the last test taker is a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough. These test answers seem a bit skewed however. The test taker may not have properly answered ALL the questions on the form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruss Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Easy questionDo you ride a Honda VFRa) Yesb) A what?if A you are not a squid. I swear squids are repelled by those bikes.I don't know man, I used to rock the viffer in my ray bans and a t-shirt....sometimes even shorts I grew up tho...and we're still together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 *sigh* "Am I a squid?"If you have to ask, you aren't ready to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alab32 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I got to question 70 and i said to myself "Self, this is long. How much longer can it be?" Then i realized i wasnt even half way done and gave up. No way am i finishing that! Sheesh. I was interested in seeing what the test was like but... NOPE! Not after all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruss Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I got to question 70 and i said to myself "Self, this is long. How much longer can it be?" Then i realized i wasnt even half way done and gave up. No way am i finishing that! Sheesh. I was interested in seeing what the test was like but... NOPE! Not after all that.math much? there were 115 questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unc7237 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Squid Test EvaluationSo far, 13599 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 83 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass. Me a wise-ass, yeah right!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Whoever wrote this quiz is an asshat because of the following:A helmet can best protect you in a fall if its [a] on your head. on your arm. [c] bungeed to the rear of the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blake1221 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I am not a squid, Max Power is!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I took the whole damn thing. So far, 13600 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 75 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OfcMav Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 wow..that was way too long!Squid Test Evaluation So far, 13601 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 80 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47. A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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