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^^^^ game type and level make a HUGE difference. I hated it when I first started playing then once I discovered the actual strategies of the game I started getting decently good at it. I haven't played since February because my tv has too much lag. When I move to the new house the xbox will be back on the smaller tv thank god

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Scored a new 16 oz Thermos at Goodwill for $10

It really works. Had it in my car with water and no ice all day and it's still cold.

Exciting!

http://www.amazon.com/Thermos-2410ST2P-Compact-16-Ounce-Stainless/dp/B000FOKKP6/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1341695918&sr=1-1&keywords=thermos+16oz+2410

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So if the earth is spinning really fast, maybe when it's windy the wind is actually slowing down?

on that same train of thought....when you are standing still, how fast are you moving?

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Today is the first day in a while that has had lots of sunlight in the morning.

Rode into work and leaving for lunch, I thought about how hot the seat was going to be on my ass.

One of the voices in my head(the Scottish one) said "Ooh, you're taint's going to be awfully hot today!" <really sounds funny in a Scottish accent>

So now I have the phrase "Hot Taint" stuck in my head....

Is "Hot Taint" :

A new Female Heavy Metal band for that "Stalker" genre?

Something I should have my doctor give me antibiotics for?

An awesome beginning for a pickup line?

A new Porn Star/Movie?

The Newest flavor from 5-hour Energy Drink?

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If you manage to peel a beer label off a beer with the glue still attached and stuck it on someones arm then go to rip it off it leaves a gigantic bruise x1000000000 worse than any band aide

Run on sentences brought to you by still drunk after birthday celebrating birthday girls

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Why is it when I fart in the shower it smells worst then normal? I'm washing my ass shouldn't it smell like soap?!?!?!?

how far into your digestive system are you scrubbing? I imagine the bulk of the smell is generated somewhere in the large intestine.

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